City transfer thread

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Chazz Rheinhold said:
How the **** have you always rated him!!?? According to wiki he played 7 games in 4 ****ing years for Feyenoord.
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He was second choice at feyenoord, he was never going to play much. It's Egypt I saw him play for. We took an Egyptian keeper on trial a few seasons back. I dont just sit on wikipedia looking at stats, I actually watch players and form an opinion.
 
Mr. Hat said:
Are you genuinely angry?
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No, of course not. For health reasons, I would never allow myself to get even slightly angry at a third-rate wannabe cyber bully like Benny Boy. It's much more fun laughing at his feeble attempts at being the Great Defender of those who can't defend themselves. Like you, I can, and will.
 
Fez said:
Ah, but you made a big noise and then failed to back it up with substance; poor form really.

But never mind, as this was the post I said was bollocks;



What's amazing is not our disagreement over Livermore (nobody was particularly good), but the fact that you blatantly say that Hudds carried him, even with his injury! My over-riding thought is that Hudds was carried by the rest of the team until Bruce saw the light and dropped him, he carried no one, not even himself.
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Don't get me wrong, nobody came out of last season in a good light.

The facts don't lie.

http://www.squawka.com/comparison-m..._passes/pass_completion/key_passes/assists#90
 
Sir Cheshire Ben said:
Explain the irony. Explain "Dozy" & "Dosser".

You're right, you're not a penis, you're a ****. A no nowt ****. Although you do have a large cock hanging off your forehead.

Pull up some posts where "they all pick on you" Mr No Nowt.

Instead of spouting bollocks, try explaining your comments, especially why your family thinks disabled people were put on the earth for a reason.

****.
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Jeez, you really are a lot thicker than I first thought. Those two words are mocking your use of the non-word "dosile" -- wrong spelling, wrong meaning. No doubt you'll now produce several thousand words suggesting you used it intentionally, as a joke. Yeah, right. As for "no nowt", repeating it countless more times will convince no one it was another intentional joke.
Your well-worn tactic of introducing a straw man and then accusing others of whatever crime (in your blinkered eyes) will only work with those of your own level of intellect. My use of " 'tard" was specifically aimed in your direction. Once again, your irony-detection capabilities have failed you.
For your information, our oldest son was described by his junior school teacher (in Lytham) as "dull" and that he would "never amount to much". He was later diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia. Although he remains blissfully unaware of most of what goes on around him in the real world, he is about to complete his second degree, this time in Computer Science. His first one was in Psychology -- which I guess may be close to your own useless qualification, if any. If you do indeed have some type of formal qualification, I cannot for the life of me understand why you persist in such foul language on this website, like a teenager trying to impress his equally immature friends. Were you bullied a lot at school?
 
Bengals Tiger said:
Jeez, you really are a lot thicker than I first thought. Those two words are mocking your use of the non-word "dosile" -- wrong spelling, wrong meaning. No doubt you'll now produce several thousand words suggesting you used it intentionally, as a joke. Yeah, right. As for "no nowt", repeating it countless more times will convince no one it was another intentional joke.
Your well-worn tactic of introducing a straw man and then accusing others of whatever crime (in your blinkered eyes) will only work with those of your own level of intellect. My use of " 'tard" was specifically aimed in your direction. Once again, your irony-detection capabilities have failed you.
For your information, our oldest son was described by his junior school teacher (in Lytham) as "dull" and that he would "never amount to much". He was later diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia. Although he remains blissfully unaware of most of what goes on around him in the real world, he is about to complete his second degree, this time in Computer Science. His first one was in Psychology -- which I guess may be close to your own useless qualification, if any. If you do indeed have some type of formal qualification, I cannot for the life of me understand why you persist in such foul language on this website, like a teenager trying to impress his equally immature friends. Were you bullied a lot at school?
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Ermm, to be fair "stop been dosile ****" is a paraphrase of a PattyNChips2 conversation that you clearly missed. We know it's wrong but we like using it.

The "No nowt" is entirely his own.

See here --> http://www.not606.com/threads/sb-sh...ers-wages-by-50-when-we-got-relegated.308521/

Certainly not worth you both acting like a couple of dicks to each other on an internet forum.
 
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Anal Frank Fingers said:
Ermm, to be fair "stop been dosile ****" is a paraphrase of a PattyNChips2 conversation that you clearly missed. We know it's wrong but we like using it.

The "No nowt" is entirely his own.
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Well ... OK, thanks. But I've been reading just about everything on not606 since its inception when 606 got "notted", and I have no recollection of that particular Pattyism. I guess that invalidates some of my comments, for which I apologize unreservedly. But I stand by the rest.
 
Fez said:
Okay, you're a twister, you've blown me away; I'm in the doldrums now, but there'll be a new front, unless a depression sweeps in first.
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Fair enough. Such a torrential flood of lightning proportion is a good barometer of the degree of knowledge you possess on the subject. A cloudburst, no, a cyclone of terminology, whereas I feel the onset of an evaporation of suitable responses. My memory seems to have frozen over, in fact declined to a feeble gust. I can snow you no longer. Reached my saturation point !
 
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Bengals Tiger said:
Well ... OK, thanks. But I've been reading just about everything on not606 since its inception when 606 got "notted", and I have no recollection of that particular Pattyism. I guess that invalidates some of my comments, for which I apologize unreservedly. But I stand by the rest.
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The Patty thread only happened yesterday, so its a new one ;)
 
Anal Frank Fingers said:
Ermm, to be fair "stop been dosile ****" is a paraphrase of a PattyNChips2 conversation that you clearly missed. We know it's wrong but we like using it.

The "No nowt" is entirely his own.

See here --> http://www.not606.com/threads/sb-sh...ers-wages-by-50-when-we-got-relegated.308521/

Certainly not worth you both acting like a couple of dicks to each other on an internet forum.
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Patty could never take the blame for such an inspired and imaginitive piece of not606 termage.

The original author was dovers feckin years ago.
 
Can we get a thread just called "****!" So that the mods can put all the arguments & **** posts into it & leave this as transfer rumours. There'd only be about 10 pages if that were the case!

Yes I do understand the irony that this post would also be in the "****" thread!
 
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Bengals Tiger said:
Jeez, you really are a lot thicker than I first thought. Those two words are mocking your use of the non-word "dosile" -- wrong spelling, wrong meaning. No doubt you'll now produce several thousand words suggesting you used it intentionally, as a joke. Yeah, right. As for "no nowt", repeating it countless more times will convince no one it was another intentional joke.
Your well-worn tactic of introducing a straw man and then accusing others of whatever crime (in your blinkered eyes) will only work with those of your own level of intellect. My use of " 'tard" was specifically aimed in your direction. Once again, your irony-detection capabilities have failed you.
For your information, our oldest son was described by his junior school teacher (in Lytham) as "dull" and that he would "never amount to much". He was later diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia. Although he remains blissfully unaware of most of what goes on around him in the real world, he is about to complete his second degree, this time in Computer Science. His first one was in Psychology -- which I guess may be close to your own useless qualification, if any. If you do indeed have some type of formal qualification, I cannot for the life of me understand why you persist in such foul language on this website, like a teenager trying to impress his equally immature friends. Were you bullied a lot at school?
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Oh dear.

Stop been dosile ****.

That is one of the funniest posts I've read on here. I don't need to explain that it was a joke, it appears everybody knew it was apart from you. Simpleton.

You certainly have issues don't you. You'll be accusing me of being Ghurkin next.

If you don't like sweary words I'd suggest it may be best for you to **** off. Although, you don't mind using the words "fecker", "BSers", & "Bullshine" which is a "BBC, weak arse, liberal way of saying "****er", "bullshitters" & bullshit". A problem could arise because "****er", "bullshitters" & bullshit" is within the rules whereas"fecker", "BSers", & "Bullshine" could be considered an attempt to bypass the swear filter, which falls outside the board rules.

Your usual contribution to this board (over 60% of your posts), in parts to the point of obsession, evolves around, criticising spelling & grammer (deliberate), complaining about people using foul language & insulting others, & accusing, & trying to "out" other contributors of being posters on another board who you didn't like.

You're a bit of a hypocritical **** on the side though because, when it suits, you don't mind using phrases like "You're ****ing muppet?", " the usual shower of ****", "Bollox", "your thick brain", "you're a bit dimmer", "What a dick-head", "gran got her tits caught in the mangle", "feeble-minded", "thicker than I first thought", "Maybe we should all try to be kind to 'tards God made them for a reason " & "some dipstick".

You also seem a little obsessed with bullying & bullies. Maybe you'd like to confirm what I am. Am I being bullied because "I'm just beginning to see why they all pick on you." or am I the bully? "cyber bully like Benny Boy" Which am I? Maybe I'm schizo too.

Now let me put you straight.

You, yes you, interrupted a friendly & comical exchange between GLP & myself. You weren't invited in. It had **** all to do with you. Your opinion wasn't canvassed & when it came it was wrong & ****. Along with your cheap, Hoddle like, jibes about disabled people your first contribution was merely an ill educated jibe at a deliberate spelling mistake. That's your boring obsession you see, no personality, nothing to say, critisise the spelling, complain about the swearing & reply by swearing (BBC liberal) & insulting. Boring & hypocritical.

""dosile? Dozy? Dosser? Wtf? I'm just beginning to see why they all pick on you. Maybe we should all try to be kind to 'tards. Even the obnoxious ones. God made them for a reason. At least that's what my grandma said. She would be 133 now, if she weren't long underground. Why do you feel the need to asterisk so much? Do you have a dictionary full of asterisks? Have you tried to get your money back, ya fecker?"

If you don't want a response then your best not quoting me, especially if you have a pop at the same time. Which is what you did, had an unprovoked pop at me, a **** one, but a pop all the same. If you act like a **** I'll tell you & you certainly, not for the first time, acted like a ****. You ****.

Your next response was **** attempt at sarcasm. Suggesting I'm not good at this? Not good at what may I ask? Swearing, I think I'm ****ing great at it you twat. Posting on a football forum? If I am **** at this then please don't be offended if I don't take advice from you. 140 odd posts, 60%+ complaining about spelling, insults & sweary words, 12 accusing people of being other people & 12 about poetry, the rest are the **** ones.

You persisted, denying you're a "no nowt". Obviously you "no nowt" about "Stop been docile ****" but you do know about spelling, how to use liberal sweary words, how to wrongly accuse people of being other people & how to be a hypocritical ****. Maybe you'd be best suited to knitting circle.

Now to the last bit of ****, quoted above. I'm guessing by now you've been told to stop been dosile **** about stop been docile ****. Your weak justification of your pathetic comments about disabled people are akin to the racist who starts a joke with "I'm not racist but ..." I've not got two ****s to give about your son although the reason God made him like that may be because his dad's a ****, obviously only if your gran's views are correct.

Why are you concerned about my "own useless qualification"? Is your inferiority complex so severe that you have to constantly make yourself feel superior? You're not by the way, you're actually a ****. Look in the mirror, tell yourself you're a tiger, you're the best. Prick. What qualifications I have or indeed what carear I follow have nothing whatsoever to do with you or this forum. If qualifications & carear choice make a better quality poster than you must have never been schooled & never worked because your post content is ****ing abysmal.

Goodnight, **** off, stop been dosile ****.
 
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Sir Cheshire Ben said:
Oh dear.

Stop been dosile ****.

That is one of the funniest posts I've read on here. I don't need to explain that it was a joke, it appears everybody knew it was apart from you. Simpleton.

You certainly have issues don't you. You'll be accusing me of being Ghurkin next.

If you don't like sweary words I'd suggest it may be best for you to **** off. Although, you don't mind using the words "fecker", "BSers", & "Bullshine" which is a "BBC, weak arse, liberal way of saying "****er", "bullshitters" & bullshit". A problem could arise because "****er", "bullshitters" & bullshit" is within the rules wheras "fecker", "BSers", & "Bullshine" could be considered an attempt to bypass the swear filter, which falls outside the board rules.

Your usual contribution to this board (over 60% of your posts), in parts to the point of obsession, evolves around, criticising spelling & grammer (deliberate), complaining about people using foul language & insulting others, & accusing, & trying to "out" other contributors of being posters on another board who you didn't like.

You're a bit of a hypocritical **** on the side though because, when it suits, you don't mind using phrases like "You're ****ing muppet?", " the usual shower of ****", "Bollox", "your thick brain", "you're a bit dimmer", "What a dick-head", "gran got her tits caught in the mangle", "feeble-minded", "thicker than I first thought", "Maybe we should all try to be kind to 'tards God made them for a reason " & "some dipstick".

You also seem a little obsessed with bullying & bullies. Maybe you'd like to confirm what I am. Am I being bullied because "I'm just beginning to see why they all pick on you." or am I the bully? "cyber bully like Benny Boy" Which am I? Maybe I'm schizo too.

Now let me put you straight.

You, yes you, interrupted a friendly & comical exchange between GLP & myself. You weren't invited in. It had **** all to do with you. Your opinion wasn't canvassed & when it came it was wrong & ****. Along with your cheap, Hoddle like, jibes about disabled people your first contribution was merely an ill educated jibe at a deliberate spelling mistake. That's your boring obsession you see, no personality, nothing to say, critisise the spelling, complain about the swearing & reply by swearing (BBC liberal) & insulting. Boring & hypocritical.

""dosile? Dozy? Dosser? Wtf? I'm just beginning to see why they all pick on you. Maybe we should all try to be kind to 'tards. Even the obnoxious ones. God made them for a reason. At least that's what my grandma said. She would be 133 now, if she weren't long underground. Why do you feel the need to asterisk so much? Do you have a dictionary full of asterisks? Have you tried to get your money back, ya fecker?"

If you don't want a response then your best not quoting me, especially if you have a pop at the same time. Which is what you did, had an unprovoked pop at me, a **** one, but a pop all the same. If you act like a **** I'll tell you & you certainly, not for the first time, acted like a ****. You ****.

Your next response was **** attempt at sarcasm. Suggesting I'm not good at this? Not good at what may I ask? Swearing, I think I'm ****ing great at it you twat. Posting on a football forum? If I am **** at this then please don't be offended if I don't take advice you from you. 140 odd posts, 60%+ complaining about spelling, insults & sweary words, 12 accusing people of being other people & 12 about poetry, the rest are the **** ones.

You persisted, denying you're a "no nowt". Obviously you "no nowt" about "Stop been docile ****" but you do know about spelling, how to use liberal sweary words, how to wrongly accuse people of being other people & how to be a hypocritical ****. Maybe you'd be best suited to knitting circle.

Now to the last bit of ****, quoted above. I'm guessing by now you've been told to stop been dosile **** about stop been docile ****. Your weak justification of your pathetic comments about disabled people are akin to the racist who starts a joke with "I'm not racist but ..." I've not got two ****s to give about your son although the reason God made him like that may be because his dad's a ****, obviously only if your gran's views are correct.

Why are you concerned about my "own useless qualification"? Is your inferiority complex so severe that you have to constantly make yourself feel superior? You're not by the way, you're actually a ****. Look in the mirror, tell yourself you're a tiger, you're the best. Prick. What qualifications I have or indeed what carear I follow have nothing whatsoever to do with you or this forum. If qualifications & carear choice make a better quality poster than you must have never been schooled & never worked because your post content is ****ing abysmal.

Goodnight, **** off, stop been dosile ****.
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Oh me, oh my! What a long, tedious, badly written tirade! Really got under your skin, huh? You certainly took an extraordinarily long time to do your in-depth research. Again. Were you consulting mummy? And how did you "no" I belong to a knitting circle? It's luuuverly and relaxing, and some of the grannies are real babes. You should try it, if you qualify. Your imaginary cyber-friends would be really impressed. And I luuuved Ghurkin; he was ace. I would not (now) grace you with that compliment; he understood irony, and was genuinely funny. And literate. And still, nobody knows who he is. We are all (mostly) anonymous on this website.
Keyboard warriors, like yourself, don't like being challenged, do they? Even when they feign being philanthropic, in a pathetic attempt to browbeat any and all challengers. And, no, I will not be drawn by you're silly attemps at missspelin. You know eff all about me; if you did, you would back off immediately ... unless you are even more stupid than you've shown so far. You're not very good at this, are you?
 
Can Bengals and his BFF Ben please get a room and sort things out mano y mano. Muchas gracias.
 
That sounds like cotm talk Bengal

If Mr Ben knew you he would back off immediatly.

Why would he ?

Is that some sort of threat ?
 
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