Burns night.

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
Couldn't you just read the same thread you posted last year? :huh:
 
Slippery Nipple - By J W Heron

She is the naked subject, of all my wet dreams,
When I picture those tits, my bell-end bursts at the seams,
I havent w@nked so much, since I was in my teens,
I want to eat my dinner off, those amazing custard creams,

My hard-on is ferocious, when I gaze at her red hair,
In all my 30yrs, Ive never seen such a pair,
Will she take my steak?, well done or medium-rare,
I know Im going to catch her, in my semen-drenched snare,

A Long vodka, may well be her favourite tipple,
My balls tingle, as she devours my king-size ripple,
When I think of Kim, Im like a three-legged cripple,
I want to eat a haggis, off her solid piercing nipple,
 
Got that in a Edinburgh chipper once but extremely drunk so can't give a proper review,can you get organic haggis?

Yes, but it's easier to get from a farmer's market or a good butcher. I, of course, will be partaking of the non-brain, heart and intestines variety.
 
Slippery Nipple - By J W Heron

She is the naked subject, of all my wet dreams,
When I picture those tits, my bell-end bursts at the seams,
I havent w@nked so much, since I was in my teens,
I want to eat my dinner off, those amazing custard creams,

My hard-on is ferocious, when I gaze at her red hair,
In all my 30yrs, Ive never seen such a pair,
Will she take my steak?, well done or medium-rare,
I know Im going to catch her, in my semen-drenched snare,

A Long vodka, may well be her favourite tipple,
My balls tingle, as she devours my king-size ripple,
When I think of Kim, Im like a three-legged cripple,
I want to eat a haggis, off her solid piercing nipple,

JW Heron = NewGod
 
  • Like
Reactions: Moses