Well Liam how was it today ?
‘ I had a couple of players who didnt get out of bed in time so al the players lined up and I picked my team based on who did t look away when I scanned ‘em’
My forwards were sh** , couldn’t hit a cows arse with a stick ‘
We have 4 no 10’s all who can’t seem to pass to a striker properly ‘
We’ve got a butter fingers in goal with no finesse , ironic that as it’s basically a French word LOL
My new guys didn’t want to play more than 20 mins in case they got injured .
I’ve got a keeper coach who once played for Chalk Lane 3rds
So overall I’m not happy with everything , can’t sign anyone but I’ve got loads lined up cos this lot are really not good enough and we might go down .
Scunny this week that’ll be a real test .
The boss is busy stocking the shop with biscuits .
I’m set in my ways so this new possession based style is so we don’t lose and I keep my job .
I thought if I told the fans all if this they’d get off my back ‘
Goodnight , off to the Chippie now .