Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

I got laaaaaaaaid!

Not really.

I will now Rickie has scored. Will I be up to it? Will I need the little blue pills or will Rickie's magic be enough?

To be continued.

 

[(Conor)]

Good luck to all the guys getting their A Level results tomorrow

 

[Joe!]

Good luck to all the guys getting their A Level results tomorrow

Ah yeah. We'll be finding out if my sister gets into Brunel. If not she'll have to go to Surrey with lame people like Dan.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

I'm getting mine tomorrow. As if I already couldn't sleep...

 

[(Conor)]

Ah yeah. We'll be finding out if my sister gets into Brunel. If not she'll have to go to Surrey with lame people like Dan.

I've got a younger brother who's sweating on getting a place at the University of Ulster. He reckons he hasn't got in though, and to be fair he didn't work for his exams at all.

 

[tomw24]

I'm getting mine tomorrow. As if I already couldn't sleep...

Just wait until your get your 3rd year uni results before you tell me you can't sleep!

 

[Dan]

Ah yeah. We'll be finding out if my sister gets into Brunel. If not she'll have to go to Surrey with lame people like Dan.

I would make it my main aim for the year to have sex with her.

 

[ThatThereSaintsFan]

I'm getting mine tomorrow. As if I already couldn't sleep...

Same, I'm doing all I can to find ways of sleeping.

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Same, I'm doing all I can to find ways of sleeping.

So is Godders it would seem.

 

[MMJ]

Need 3 A's in order to get into my university of choice, feeling the pressure

 

[tomw24]

Need 3 A's in order to get into my university of choice, feeling the pressure

What the ****? Haven't been following Beefy's much lately. Who were you before you became the 2nd Mr Nice?

 

[Schad]

Mathieu Valbuena, Attacking Midfielder of the Lollipop Guild:

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[MMJ]

What the ****? Haven't been following Beefy's much lately. Who were you before you became the 2nd Mr Nice?

I was the poster that was ITK

 

[tomw24]

I was the poster that was ITK

Ah, got it.

 

[Joe!]

I would make it my main aim for the year to have sex with her.

Yeah, you might as well.

 

[JDub]

Mathieu Valbuena, Attacking Midfielder of the Lollipop Guild:

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No... It can't be.

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

No... It can't be.

HAHAHAHAHA

That's what I thought. 5ft 6 according to Wiki. So no, it isn't.

 

[MMJ]

That's what I thought. 5ft 6 according to Wiki. So no, it isn't.

He's at an angle as well, but still that just doesn't look real

 

[Joe!]

Is it some sort of optical illusion or is it shopped? Hilarious, either way.

 

[Schad]

It's a real picture, it's just an optical illusion. Valbuena's upper body leaning back, but he hasn't yet extended his legs to go for the ball, so it looks like he's all of 3'5" and standing upright.