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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Aug 6, 2013.

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  1. (Conor)

    (Conor) Well-Known Member

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    Did you get her number or chat her up or anything, or did you not have the balls for that? :p
     
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  2. Beef

    Beef Well-Known Member

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    Have a gf so nope. Did ask if she was ok tho and she thanked me (she was blushing badly ha).
     
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  3. Rich

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  5. (Conor)

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    I swear I keep getting you and a couple of others mixed up as to who has girlfriends and who doesn't...don't mind me.
     
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  6. Beef

    Beef Well-Known Member

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    He also tries to be funny but it doesn't work.
     
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  7. Beef

    Beef Well-Known Member

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    I'm the guy who has to put up with a West Ham supporting gf.
     
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    Why did I think it would be a good idea to start an endurance race on GT5? 90 laps of Laguna Seca...
     
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    We got to work today to find a giant pile of human excrement on our doorstep. I rewound the CCTV to find a guy stroll up to the front door, pull his jeans down and squat for a quick ****. I have lost all faith in humanity and our cleaner deserves a medal.
     
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    What kinda work do you do? Must be bad if a guy takes a **** by it. :p
     
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    I guess he works at Fratton Park, often mistaken for a toilet.
     
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  12. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Germany vs France U21 on Eurosport currently. Some cracking players on show. Like the look of Leitner.
     
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    years ago while IN A telephone exchange , we looked out of a window and someone had a **** in the car poark . Coppers who were walking past made him pick it up. They then escorted him to the local police station . No idea what happened after that .
     
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    Wild stab in the dark... they arrested him.
     
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  15. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    It's a short track.
     
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  16. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    In fairness to Smudger those aren't actually his comments, that's the Telegraph journos. He just makes the prediction.
     
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  17. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Goretska as well for German U21 looks some player too. Surely Mikey & DTLW are watching/scouting?
     
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    Beef Well-Known Member

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    Both the humour and predictions are crap. :p
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely correct.
     
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    Haha, funnily enough I was, although I've missed the last 10 minutes whilst I was cooking my dinner.
     
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