I saw her before the dress blew up. Was walking past her when it happened.
Did you get her number or chat her up or anything, or did you not have the balls for that?
I saw her before the dress blew up. Was walking past her when it happened.
Did you get her number or anything or did you not have the balls for that?![]()
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...ster-United-Liverpool-and-your-team-fare.html
Alan Smith's predictions.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...ster-United-Liverpool-and-your-team-fare.html
Alan Smith's predictions.
Have a gf so nope. Did ask if she was ok tho and she thanked me (she was blushing badly ha).
Think we will finish higher than 18TH .
I swear I keep getting you and a couple of others mixed up as to who has girlfriends and who doesn't...don't mind me.
We got to work today to find a giant pile of human excrement on our doorstep. I rewound the CCTV to find a guy stroll up to the front door, pull his jeans down and squat for a quick ****. I have lost all faith in humanity and our cleaner deserves a medal.
What kinda work do you do? Must be bad if a guy takes a **** by it.![]()
We got to work today to find a giant pile of human excrement on our doorstep. I rewound the CCTV to find a guy stroll up to the front door, pull his jeans down and squat for a quick ****. I have lost all faith in humanity and our cleaner deserves a medal.
years ago while IN A telephone exchange , we looked out of a window and someone had a **** in the car poark . Coppers who were walking past made him pick it up. They then escorted him to the local police station . No idea what happened after that .
Why did I think it would be a good idea to start an endurance race on GT5? 90 laps of Laguna Seca...
He also tries to be funny but it doesn't work.
In fairness to Smudger those aren't actually his comments, that's the Telegraph journos. He just makes the prediction.
Both the humour and predictions are crap.![]()
Goretska as well for German U21 looks some player too. Surely Mikey & DTLW are watching/scouting?