Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

Telegraph Exclusive says Sir Alex is to retire this summer. With the 20th title and needing a hip operation, he may bow out now.

 

[tomw24]

Mourinho to United? Wouldn't surprise me.

 

[TheSecondStain]

You are a nice guy who over thinks things. You will meet a girl when you are not looking and she will think you are wonderful. Life can be simple if you let it.

Please forgive me if I don't believe that.

You mean you're not a nice guy..? Well, no wonder then.

 

[PompeyLapras]

Nah, I'd like to think I'm fairly nice. I don't believe the rest of it though.

 

[Joe!]

Telegraph Exclusive says Sir Alex is to retire this summer. With the 20th title and needing a hip operation, he may bow out now.

My idol. I was kind of hoping he'd die in the job.

Mourinho to United? Wouldn't surprise me.

That would be fantastic though. What a curveball.

 

[TheSecondStain]

Telegraph Exclusive says Sir Alex is to retire this summer. With the 20th title and needing a hip operation, he may bow out now.

A little instability at ManU, after Fergie retires [which, come to think of it, would be a good time from his point of view now], wouldn't do this Premier League any harm at all.

 

[SFCJordi]

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Poche at 40/1

 

[tomw24]

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Poche at 40/1

Only one way to respond to that:

 

[TheSecondStain]

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Poche at 40/1

As they say in those terrible sporting headlines, Boruc eyes Neville. Look at SFCJordi's avatar.

 

[Saintmagic]

MON at 40/1 is even more hilarious

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

O'Neill has lost his status as the usual suspect every time a manager's job becomes available. Mourinho would be funny as pissing off Chelsea is always amusing.

 

[Dan]

I'd be so happy if Mourinho ****ed Chelsea over to join United.

 

[Joe!]

Let's be honest, the only two managers worth even discussing are Moyes and Mourinho. No one else is going to have a shot at that job.

 

[Saintmagic]

Let's be honest, the only two managers worth even discussing are Moyes and Mourinho. No one else is going to have a shot at that job.

Mark Hughes and Roy Keane dream team

 

[tomw24]

Let's be honest, the only two managers worth even discussing are Moyes and Mourinho. No one else is going to have a shot at that job.

Klopp could have an outside chance.

 

[(Conor)]

All of a sudden, the Moyes situation got a little bit tasty.

 

[Joe!]

Klopp could have an outside chance.

Can't see it. He's done well, but not for a really significant amount of time. The United job is the holy grail for football managers.

 

[OddRiverOakWizards]

Neil Warnock is free and Benitez soon too.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

I'd be so happy if Mourinho ****ed Chelsea over to join United.

Oh I so agree !!!

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

Kenny Jackett has just left Millwall.

Or maybe Fergie fancies the Wolves job.