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  1. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    I've been toying with the idea of having a glass of wine for the last half an hour. That's it, I'm joining you.

    You could have mentioned it before..! ;)
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I have a good memory for facts but a truly terrible memory for names. I tend to lump names into groups...I will know that someone is in the Anne/Margaret/Sandra group or in the Gina/Jessica/Louise group. I have worked with people for ten years and, despite them knowing my name, I am careful never to name them. di Canio and Poyet are in the short foreigner group.
     
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  3. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Porn , Cling Film on the TV screen , a drip tray underneath & a box of tissues is about all I get these Days .
     
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  4. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Tbf, I'm a bit like that myself. Great remembering numbers, but people's names..?

    Absolutely 100% true story here; a person rings me up occasionally, asking me to help him with his computer. He knows all about me and says, Hi Andy, Leo here, with all the familiarity and friendliness in the World. And I can't remember who he is, but I haven't the guts to embarrass him or me by asking him. He texted me about two weeks ago and I ignored it because I dread that he'll find out I can't remember him. As far as I'm concerned, I don't know anyone called Leo. LeGod, I hope he's not on here..! <doh>
     
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  5. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I meet people regularly that are the parents of my son's friends. I have no recollection of their names or who their child is. I usually ask them how the family is and then desperately trawl their answers for clues.
     
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  6. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Yeah, same here in those situations, but what do I do with this guy..? One of my brother's has his second name as Leo, and he's a grand parent, so naturally I asked him and he said he had no idea. I'm sunk..!
     
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    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    Attracting a woman pt1:
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  8. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Where the hell did you get that from ?
     
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    Did Jim Davidson get a sex change?
     
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  10. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    Google.
     
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    Beef Well-Known Member

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    **** think I'm going to be sick, what the **** is that thing.
     
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    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    I've had worse.





    Seriously.
     
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    Aww ain't nobody got time for that
     
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    The phrase "Ginger Minger" has never been more apt!
     
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    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I hope you all possess mirrors...men always overestimate their attractiveness, whereas girls usually underestimate it. All things being equal, most people end up with a person of about the same attractiveness as themselves. Power and money can alter that dynamic.
     
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    If you looked like that, you'd at least, you know, try a little bit. She doesn't look like she's washed her hair.
     
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    I like to think I'm the anomaly :p
     
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    Separated at birth?
     

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    That Irishmans GF ?
     
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    That's pretty horrendous
     
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