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Bad Joke Thread - Volume 2

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Resurgam, Feb 10, 2012.

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  1. ilovedelia

    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    I spilt spot remover on my dog, and now he's disappeared? <yikes>

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand "real" poo!

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    How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

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    I'm doing very well on Ebay these days. I've managed to sell my homing pigeon 8 times!
     
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    I sold my house last week!

    The council were ****ing livid!
     
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  6. ilovedelia

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    If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

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    I tried sniffing Coke once, but the straw got stuck up my nose.

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    If you can't read this, you're illiterate.

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    I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out.

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    Why do Americans wear short sleeved shirts? Because they have the right to bare arms!

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    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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    I took my my car to be repaired, the mechanic said;

    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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    I drive too fast to worry about about getting a heart attack!

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    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she finished with me before we met...........

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    Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

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    Support bacteria - they're the only culture Northern people have.

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    Is a cow with a sense of humour a 'Laughing stock'?

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    qpr
     
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    <laugh> Good one!

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