Ask Matth

[Bodinki]

@Matth_2014 have you ever considered going on love island?

I might actually watch it if Matth was on it.

 

[Commachio]

I might actually watch it if Matth was on it.

Telling all the fit fit birds their hair is ****, and Pogba's is much better

 

[Matth_2014]

@Matth_2014 have you ever considered going on love island?

No, I don’t like that programme.

 

[luvgonzo]

@Matth_2014 Who would win in a fight between Big Daddy and The Rock?

 

[Matth_2014]

@Matth_2014 Who would win in a fight between Big Daddy and The Rock?

Stop asking me questions.

 

[Libby]

@Matth_2014

Is football coming home?

 

[luvgonzo]

Stop asking me questions.

That's what the thread is about, it's a way to plug into your hidden depths, to share your knowledge with humanity and Tel.

 

[Libby]

That's what the thread is about, it's a way to plug into your hidden depths, to share your knowledge with humanity and Tel.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

That's what the thread is about, it's a way to plug into your hidden depths, to share your knowledge with humanity and Tel.

Hey wtf?

 

[luvgonzo]

Hey wtf?

I mean you're a higher being compared to us ants.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I mean you're a higher being compared to us ants.

Ah ok

Yeah I agree

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Wearing a sock on his tiny cock.

The bell end protruding from his forehead is anything but tiny

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Stop asking me questions.

@Matth_2014 , why do you want people to stop?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

@Matth_2014 can soap on a rope be used as a poor man's substitute for anal.beads?

 

[Big Ern]

@Matth_2014 can soap on a rope be used as a poor man's substitute for anal.beads?

If they're the size of a bar of soap, they aren't beads.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

If they're the size of a bar of soap, they aren't beads.

It's all relative to the size of the opening.

 

[Big Ern]

It's all relative to the size of the opening.

opening implies closing, if you're using that I doubt yours is able to.

 

[Saf]

@Matth_2014 - Do you find it awkward that you're the only person on the site that doesn't understand this?

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[Treble]

@Matth_2014 can you (meaning you) get rabies if you penetrate a dog?

Bonus question - and would that be classed as a sexually transmitted disease?