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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So this is where you can get all the answers to all the questions that have popped into your tiny mind.

    This thread is dedicated to all things Matth, any silly questions will be edited by Matth so that you look silly.

    As we all know @Matth_2014 is knowledgeable on a lot of things so let's tap into the superb resource he is and #askmatth
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    @Matth_2014 who will be this season's top goal scorer?
     
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    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    If a tree falls in the forest but there's nobody around to hear it, has Pogba lived up to his price tag?
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Is David De Gea any good?
     
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  6. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Give him a few minutes to answer , it's just a matther of matthmatics
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Didn't know you had a lisp Roofie.
     
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    Gotta a dog with a hair lip too , Marf Marf .
     
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    Is Pogba's hair better than Liverflops team?
     
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    Dear Meth

    Why are you such a plastic dickhead?

    Answers on a postcard to @luvgonzo
     
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    Matthew..how do you manage to net so many Chavs?
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    Ask Luv it's his thread. <doh>
     
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    @Matth_2014 What's your top tip for pulling girls on a night out?
     
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    Because dickheads like you keep asking silly questions. :biggrin:
     
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  15. Libby

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    Matth is it true the sheep are better looking in Northern Wales rather than the South?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

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    @Bodinki ?
     
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    Why? Does he want to kiss 'em first?
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    ^^trying to make the trail cold.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Matth how many inches long would a double-headed penis need to be before you could double penetrate a woman by yourself?
     
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    I know the answer to this one. It's both.
     
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