Ask Matth

[luvgonzo]

So this is where you can get all the answers to all the questions that have popped into your tiny mind.

This thread is dedicated to all things Matth, any silly questions will be edited by Matth so that you look silly.

As we all know @Matth_2014 is knowledgeable on a lot of things so let's tap into the superb resource he is and #askmatth

 

[luvgonzo]

@Matth_2014 who will be this season's top goal scorer?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

If a tree falls in the forest but there's nobody around to hear it, has Pogba lived up to his price tag?

 

[luvgonzo]

@Matth_2014

Is @Ginger Marks a dickhead or is he just pretending for online kicks?

 

[Chief]

Is David De Gea any good?

 

[seabreeze]

@Matth_2014 who will be this season's top goal scorer?

Give him a few minutes to answer , it's just a matther of matthmatics

 

[Chief]

Didn't know you had a lisp Roofie.

 

[seabreeze]

Didn't know you had a lisp Roofie.

Gotta a dog with a hair lip too , Marf Marf .

 

[The Prime Minister]

Is Pogba's hair better than Liverflops team?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Dear Meth

Why are you such a plastic dickhead?

Answers on a postcard to @luvgonzo

 

[Spurlock]

Matthew..how do you manage to net so many Chavs?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Matthew..how do you manage to net so many Chavs?

Ask Luv it's his thread.

 

[Deleted #]

@Matth_2014 What's your top tip for pulling girls on a night out?

 

[luvgonzo]

Matthew..how do you manage to net so many Chavs?

Ask Luv it's his thread.

Because dickheads like you keep asking silly questions.

 

[Libby]

Matth is it true the sheep are better looking in Northern Wales rather than the South?

Asking for a friend.

 

[luvgonzo]

Matth is it true the sheep are better looking in Northern Wales rather than the South?

Asking for a friend.

@Bodinki ?

 

[NSIS]

Matth is it true the sheep are better looking in Northern Wales rather than the South?

Asking for a friend.

Why? Does he want to kiss 'em first?

 

[Libby]

@Bodinki ?

^^trying to make the trail cold.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Matth how many inches long would a double-headed penis need to be before you could double penetrate a woman by yourself?

 

[PowerSpurs]

@Matth_2014

Is @Ginger Marks a dickhead or is he just pretending for online kicks?

I know the answer to this one. It's both.