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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Sep 7, 2017.

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  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I might actually watch it if Matth was on it.
     
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    Bodinki, Jun 6, 2018
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Telling all the fit fit birds their hair is ****, and Pogba's is much better
     
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  3. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No, I don’t like that programme.
     
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    Matth_2014, Jun 7, 2018
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    @Matth_2014 Who would win in a fight between Big Daddy and The Rock?
     
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  5. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Stop asking me questions.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That's what the thread is about, it's a way to plug into your hidden depths, to share your knowledge with humanity and Tel.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jun 7, 2018
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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    Libby, Jun 7, 2018
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Hey wtf?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 7, 2018
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I mean you're a higher being compared to us ants. <whistle>
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ah ok

    Yeah I agree
     
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  12. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    The bell end protruding from his forehead is anything but tiny
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Matth_2014 , why do you want people to stop?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jun 7, 2018
  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Matth_2014 can soap on a rope be used as a poor man's substitute for anal.beads?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jun 7, 2018
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  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    If they're the size of a bar of soap, they aren't beads.
     
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    Big Ern, Jun 7, 2018
  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's all relative to the size of the opening.
     
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  17. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    opening implies closing, if you're using that I doubt yours is able to.
     
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    Big Ern, Jun 7, 2018
  18. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    @Matth_2014 - Do you find it awkward that you're the only person on the site that doesn't understand this?


    please log in to view this image
     
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    Saf, Jun 7, 2018
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  19. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    @Matth_2014 can you (meaning you) get rabies if you penetrate a dog?

    Bonus question - and would that be classed as a sexually transmitted disease?
     
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    Treble, Jun 7, 2018
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