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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Matth_2014 , should he care?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 30, 2017
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  2. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I think he's been committed again.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Sep 30, 2017
  3. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    where is Matth anyway?
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Sep 30, 2017
  4. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Currently on tour with his You Tube, must be making a fortune.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Oct 1, 2017
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's Saturday night so I imagine he's at home scraping the dead skin off his mother's feet.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Oct 1, 2017
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Playing fifa18 in his ninja turtle pyjamas.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 1, 2017
  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>. With a potato peeler.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 1, 2017
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  9. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Are you related to Joseph 'Joey' Deacon?
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Who let the dogs out?
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Do you swear at your eggs as they're cooking or do you just eat them straight out of the box?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 6, 2018
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    His nickname at school was Egg you nasty bastard.
     
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    Skylarker, Jun 6, 2018
  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You're his best mate you should have stuck up for him.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 6, 2018
  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You're his brother you should have stopped the bullies.
     
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    Skylarker, Jun 6, 2018
  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You're his dad you shouldn't have shagged him so much when mum was on nights.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 6, 2018
  16. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Only because he got his head smashed in by the cock of the school who's nickname was spoon. :bandit:
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jun 6, 2018
  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Necroposting. Superb idea for a thread but the ****er didn't turn up for ages.
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Ffs <laugh>
     
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    Libby, Jun 6, 2018
  19. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    @Matth_2014 have you ever considered going on love island?
     
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    Libby, Jun 6, 2018
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Wearing a sock on his tiny cock.
     
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    Commachio, Jun 6, 2018
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