Ask Matth

[Milk not bear jizz]

Wrong thread. Don't care.

@Matth_2014 , should he care?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

@Matth_2014 , should he care?

I think he's been committed again.

 

[Spurlock]

where is Matth anyway?

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

where is Matth anyway?

Currently on tour with his You Tube, must be making a fortune.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

where is Matth anyway?

It's Saturday night so I imagine he's at home scraping the dead skin off his mother's feet.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

It's Saturday night so I imagine he's at home scraping the dead skin off his mother's feet.

 

[Commachio]

where is Matth anyway?

Playing fifa18 in his ninja turtle pyjamas.

 

[Commachio]

It's Saturday night so I imagine he's at home scraping the dead skin off his mother's feet.

. With a potato peeler.

 

[Big Ern]

Are you related to Joseph 'Joey' Deacon?

 

[Libby]

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Do you swear at your eggs as they're cooking or do you just eat them straight out of the box?

 

[Skylarker]

Do you swear at your eggs as they're cooking or do you just eat them straight out of the box?

His nickname at school was Egg you nasty bastard.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

His nickname at school was Egg you nasty bastard.

You're his best mate you should have stuck up for him.

 

[Skylarker]

You're his best mate you should have stuck up for him.

You're his brother you should have stopped the bullies.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

You're his brother you should have stopped the bullies.

You're his dad you shouldn't have shagged him so much when mum was on nights.

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

His nickname at school was Egg you nasty bastard.

Only because he got his head smashed in by the cock of the school who's nickname was spoon.

 

[luvgonzo]

Necroposting. Superb idea for a thread but the ****er didn't turn up for ages.

 

[Libby]

You're his dad you shouldn't have shagged him so much when mum was on nights.

Ffs

 

[Libby]

@Matth_2014 have you ever considered going on love island?

 

[Commachio]

@Matth_2014 have you ever considered going on love island?

Wearing a sock on his tiny cock.