Ask Matth

[Skylarker]

I didn't follow that thread and don't always look at what HAIG posts.

Skiddy follows HIAG mate. He knows everything.

 

[Skylarker]

Matth is a cult hero, Lieb will turn him into Disney.

Not with my guidance. On a serious...

If Matth did exactly what I said I reckon I could earn him good money.

@Matth_2014 you up for it or what bredda?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Skiddy follows HIAG mate. He knows everything.

I think if you look at my profile page he is not on the list of people I follow... i do have standards you know!

 

[yossarian]

I think if you look at my profile page he is not on the list of people I follow... i do have standards you know!

Unless he means you're literally stalking him (which would surprise nobody)

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Matth is a cult hero, Lieb will turn him into Disney.

Isn't Walt Disney dead?

 

[theevilreddevil]

@Matth_2014 What's your top tip for pulling girls on a night out?

Rohypnol

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Unless he means you're literally stalking him (which would surprise nobody)

I think if you had the brain or the time to look it would be something else baring in mind that both Piskie and I banned him some six years back for his third rate wummery he is running a vendetta and can't let go.

 

[Commachio]

@Matth_2014 how many hula hoops can you fit on your knob?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

@Matth_2014 how many hula hoops can you fit on your knob?

Doesn't count if his mate bites them off.

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

@Matth_2014

Are you a boxing fan?


Matthew @Carrick4united

"I'd like to see Rio Ferdinand face Tony Bellew, That'd be a good boxing match in my opinion"

 

[The Ginger Marks]

@Matth_2014

Are you a boxing fan?


Matthew @Carrick4united

"I'd like to see Rio Ferdinand face Tony Bellew, That'd be a good boxing match in my opinion"

He wears boxing gloves in bed but not sure that qualifies him.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

@Matth_2014 what is your favourite tv show?

As a follow-up question...

Why is Jeremy Kyle your favourite TV show?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

@Matth_2014 can you lick your own elbows?


/I bet several people tried after reading this.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

@Matth_2014 you know the old wives tale that if your ears turn red it means someone is talking about you. (Left ear lover, right ear mother)


Is it true that for you both ears always turn red at the same time?

 

[Big Ern]

Now Pogba is out for a few months, and he's by far the best player in the EPL, does that mean Man Utd have no chance of winning anything?

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

@Matth_2014

Is Harry Kane better than the man Utd player with the alleged big penis?

 

[Bodinki]

@Matth_2014

Is Harry Kane better than the man Utd player with the alleged big penis?

I would say so yes. Best striker in the PL at the moment for sure.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Another fantastic start for Palace.

Woyyyyy

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Wrong thread. Don't care.

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

I would say so yes. Best striker in the PL at the moment for sure.

I'd agree, Matth won't.