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Off Topic AS IT'S DECEMBER HERE IS THE XMAS THREAD

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  1. InFrancroatiaWeTrust

    InFrancroatiaWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Bet he left you a scarf as a thank you along with some carrot though.... so ungrateful.
     
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    InFrancroatiaWeTrust, Dec 13, 2016
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    Don't eat the yellow snow o_O
     
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    So looking forward to some time off over Christmas now, need a break.
     
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  4. Garlic Klopp

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    I finish this Friday until 28th, suits me as we don't do much at New Year. At our age traipsing around trying to gate crash a party is not the done thing!
     
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    We have the Outlaws down for new year. We'll stay in though do some food and cocktails
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

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    Was he a ****ing snowman? <laugh>
     
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  7. Garlic Klopp

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    Well done, it's obvious your university education was not wasted<badger><badger><badger><badger><badger><badger><badger><badger><badger><badger><badger>
     
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    I'm having a Christmas **** right now...
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

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    One of the scientists he head hunts explained to him about how snow is really just a form of water, one of the main ingredients in Carling.
     
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    That's what happens if you eat tinsel.
     
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    I had my arse probed under general anaesthetic yesterday, so I'm off sick for the rest of this week, booked leave next week, and back in on lates on New Year's Day. Sweet!

    And I've just crapped a full Christmas log before, so everything's good for the holidays!
     
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  12. Garlic Klopp

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    Just before Xmas last year I went to the Doc's and whilst I was there he asked me if I had ever had a prostate check. I said no so he stuck his finger in and after as he was taking his glove off he said "That's fine you can go now, Happy Xmas"

    I replied " a card would have done". He gave me the "Doctor stare" and did not even crack a smile.
     
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    <laugh> There's a thread for this ****
     
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  14. Zanjinho

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    It was the baubles that caused am issue...
     
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    I'm currently skipping out on IT Xmas lunch. Snuck off with Wife instead... Hope noone notices. <laugh>

    It's a pot luck dinner they have each year. I went the first couple of years and was ok... But very prayer-ry. Each department head gets up and tells everyone how wonderful they are and then gets everyone to prey. I hate the American obsession with group public prayers so I avoid the Xmas lunch every year now. Public prayer always seems creepy to me.

    Had a nice Indian with the Mrs. Instead.<ok>

    Skipping our groups get together Monday too. It's a "star of Bethlehem" presentation at the museum. Nice of manager to offer to buy everyone tickets (she's a great boss) but I really don't want to do anything religiousy. Especially not as a group.

    I hate how some people try to make Xmas into something religious.:bandit:
     
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  18. InFrancroatiaWeTrust

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    No, everyone knows that gives you tinsellitis
     
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    InFrancroatiaWeTrust, Dec 16, 2016
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    Summery?

    #lifestory
    #realproblems
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

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    I know where Blackbeard's treasure is buried (Mansfield) and gave detailed steps on how to find it.
     
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