Off Topic AS IT'S DECEMBER HERE IS THE XMAS THREAD

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
Garlic Klopp said:
I'm so annoyed!!! I'm never going to help anyone ever again!!! Either I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too STUPID... It was so cold last night when I was walking home from the pub that my heart sank when I saw this man standing out in the FREEZING COLD.
My first instinct was to take this man into my home and let him stay the night.
I'm so pissed off, right now...
This morning I woke up and he had vanished without a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you. The last straw was when I realized he took a HUGE PISS all over the living room floor....
That's the "thank you" I got for being a good person!!! WTF!!!
So let me warn ALL of you, watch out for this man!!! He is WHITE, heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, and two big black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! So don't bring him in to your house, what a huge mess he made on my carpet"......
Click to expand...

Bet he left you a scarf as a thank you along with some carrot though.... so ungrateful.
 
Garlic Klopp said:
I'm so annoyed!!! I'm never going to help anyone ever again!!! Either I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too STUPID... It was so cold last night when I was walking home from the pub that my heart sank when I saw this man standing out in the FREEZING COLD.
My first instinct was to take this man into my home and let him stay the night.
I'm so pissed off, right now...
This morning I woke up and he had vanished without a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you. The last straw was when I realized he took a HUGE PISS all over the living room floor....
That's the "thank you" I got for being a good person!!! WTF!!!
So let me warn ALL of you, watch out for this man!!! He is WHITE, heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, and two big black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! So don't bring him in to your house, what a huge mess he made on my carpet"......
Click to expand...

Was he a ****ing snowman? <laugh>
 
Garlic Klopp said:
I finish this Friday until 28th, suits me as we don't do much at New Year. At our age traipsing around trying to gate crash a party is not the done thing!
Click to expand...

I had my arse probed under general anaesthetic yesterday, so I'm off sick for the rest of this week, booked leave next week, and back in on lates on New Year's Day. Sweet!

And I've just crapped a full Christmas log before, so everything's good for the holidays!
 
  • Like
Reactions: organic red
donga darko said:
I had my arse probed under general anaesthetic yesterday, so I'm off sick for the rest of this week, booked leave next week, and back in on lates on New Year's Day. Sweet!

And I've just crapped a full Christmas log before, so everything's good for the holidays!
Click to expand...

Just before Xmas last year I went to the Doc's and whilst I was there he asked me if I had ever had a prostate check. I said no so he stuck his finger in and after as he was taking his glove off he said "That's fine you can go now, Happy Xmas"

I replied " a card would have done". He gave me the "Doctor stare" and did not even crack a smile.
 
  • Like
Reactions: * Record Points Total
donga darko said:
I had my arse probed under general anaesthetic yesterday, so I'm off sick for the rest of this week, booked leave next week, and back in on lates on New Year's Day. Sweet!

And I've just crapped a full Christmas log before, so everything's good for the holidays!
Click to expand...
<laugh> There's a thread for this ****
 
I'm currently skipping out on IT Xmas lunch. Snuck off with Wife instead... Hope noone notices. <laugh>

It's a pot luck dinner they have each year. I went the first couple of years and was ok... But very prayer-ry. Each department head gets up and tells everyone how wonderful they are and then gets everyone to prey. I hate the American obsession with group public prayers so I avoid the Xmas lunch every year now. Public prayer always seems creepy to me.

Had a nice Indian with the Mrs. Instead.<ok>

Skipping our groups get together Monday too. It's a "star of Bethlehem" presentation at the museum. Nice of manager to offer to buy everyone tickets (she's a great boss) but I really don't want to do anything religiousy. Especially not as a group.

I hate how some people try to make Xmas into something religious.:bandit:
 
  • Like
Reactions: organic red
For your Milk only said:
I'm currently skipping out on IT Xmas lunch. Snuck off with Wife instead... Hope noone notices. <laugh>

It's a pot luck dinner they have each year. I went the first couple of years and was ok... But very prayer-ry. Each department head gets up and tells everyone how wonderful they are and then gets everyone to prey. I hate the American obsession with group public prayers so I avoid the Xmas lunch every year now. Public prayer always seems creepy to me.

Had a nice Indian with the Mrs. Instead.<ok>

Skipping our groups get together Monday too. It's a "star of Bethlehem" presentation at the museum. Nice of manager to offer to buy everyone tickets (she's a great boss) but I really don't want to do anything religiousy. Especially not as a group.

I hate how some people try to make Xmas into something religious.:bandit:
Click to expand...

Summery?

[HASHTAG]#lifestory[/HASHTAG]
[HASHTAG]#realproblems[/HASHTAG]
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back