Dire Straits and Chris Rea have decided against a Xmas collaboration single this year. The PR department thought a band called Dire Rea was not what the public was wanting.
Putin will shoot him down and blame it on an American conspiracy, and Sisu will back him up with spurious facts and photographs taken on the world's worst camera!
You've obviously had a look though as how else would you know he's currently over Russian airspace ... Turkmenistan now actually