Arsenal v Barcelona: the Showdown thread

[Hoddle is a god]

I tell myself "no," Stan, but I think we both know that that is a complete lie.

 

[NSIS]

I really dont see the big deal. All arsenal need is to wear some garlic round their necks to deal with the biting horse, and tell messi that koscelny is a tax inspector. That just leaves wenger with neymar to deal with.

A cunning plan! It may just work!..

 

[FosseFilberto]

Can only see it going one way and that is an easy win in both legs for Barca, tbf though that goes for any team they would come up against. Barca's front three is the best attacking line up the world has ever seen.

Seriously? ... I'd have Vardy over Neymar any day of the week ...

 

[Skylarker]

Seriously? ... I'd have Vardy over Neymar any day of the week ...

not sure if serious.

 

[NSIS]

not sure if serious.

Unfortunately, I think it is!

 

[FosseFilberto]

Unfortunately, I think it is!

Predictably... you are wrong

 

[Spurlock]

Wid ye?

All day long.

 

[NSIS]

Predictably... you are wrong

Predictably, I thought you might claim that!...

 

[FosseFilberto]

Predictably, I thought you might claim that!...

Predictably.I guessed that would be your last resort

 

[Tobes]

Barca will go in dry

Wengers face will look like man who is watching 6 well hung black lads taking turns on his Mrs as he sits in the corner playing with his cocktail sausage.

 

[NSIS]

Predictably.I guessed that would be your last resort

Please refer to my previous post!...

 

[NSIS]

Barca will go in dry

Wengers face will look like man who is watching 6 well hung black lads taking turns on his Mrs as he sits in the corner playing with his cocktail sausage.

10/10 for descriptive content!...

 

[FosseFilberto]

Please refer to my previous post!...

.. and you to mine...

 

[PINKIE]

Barca will go in dry

Wengers face will look like man who is watching 6 well hung black lads taking turns on his Mrs as he sits in the corner playing with his cocktail sausage.

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

Barca will go in dry
PIXIE's face will look like man who is watching 6 well hung black lads and HIAG taking turns on his Mrs as he sits in the corner playing with his chipolata.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Painfully graphic, Tobes, but an honest appraisal.

Some may see your comments as nothing more than wummery, but I know different.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

What you missed, however, Tobes, is the bit about Wenger's Mrs cumming, over and over and over, even through Wenger's tears of frustration.

 

[Lee263]

Oh, if Arsenal DO manage the impossible, this thread will at least be very entertaining!

 

[Lee263]

However having said that, they are still trying to find a way past Hull, which if you were to place Hull and Barcelona on a venn diagram together, im not sure there would be any cross-over at all. . .

 

[Hoddle is a god]

The circles would be on different continents, Lee.

Let's not pussyfoot around, here, with any thoughts that this thread is going to "come back and haunt me," because it's not. Arsenal is comprised of 11 dead men walking. They know it, we know, and they know we know they know it.

End of.