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thefanwithnoname said:
Mate that's not even the worst bit.

It's the new fad I believe.

I turned up, as I thought you do, shirt n tie etc and the manager interviewing me was in Nike trainers, baseball cap and jeans etc. Blinged up

The interview was a 3 part thing, and the different folk carrying them out were the same.

It was like the ****e you see on American sitcoms. All iPads and multicoloured stool things to sit on

In case you wondering it was a decent role for Vodafone

Best thing was I drove up and when I got to the gates they said we can't offer you parking on site. I said the visitors car park is free. And was told that was for visitors not interviewees. I had to park 15 minutes away. But as I was early no probs. Another fella was told to go home as he was late. He was late coz these ****s wouldn't let him park on site <steam>



Suffice to say I didn't get the job. I'm going to have to put the suits away and get a tattoo n **** I think<grr>
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It's ****ing nuts nowadays
I went for an interview and they gave me ,an egg,a box ,some brillo pads, some straws and some paper !
They said you've got to drop the egg 3 foot without breaking it .
****ed around for a few minutes with another guy packing the box with the stuff then dropped the egg the required 3 foot and it didn't break .
Nope that wasn't correct !!you had to ( apparently) put the egg in the box and pack around it then drop the box !!<yikes>
****ing idiots
 
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Julian Edelman said:
It's ****ing nuts nowadays
I went for an interview and they gave me ,an egg,a box ,some brillo pads, some straws and some paper !
They said you've got to drop the egg 3 foot without breaking it .
****ed around for a few minutes with another guy packing the box with the stuff then dropped the egg the required 3 foot and it didn't break .
Nope that wasn't correct !!you had to ( apparently) put the egg in the box and pack around it then drop the box !!<yikes>
****ing idiots
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Do this. Done. Fail. What?
 
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Julian Edelman said:
It's ****ing nuts nowadays
I went for an interview and they gave me ,an egg,a box ,some brillo pads, some straws and some paper !
They said you've got to drop the egg 3 foot without breaking it .
****ed around for a few minutes with another guy packing the box with the stuff then dropped the egg the required 3 foot and it didn't break .
Nope that wasn't correct !!you had to ( apparently) put the egg in the box and pack around it then drop the box !!<yikes>
****ing idiots
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Best story I've ever heard, and the guy is in a high up position now, was a technique at interview (some city job in London) where a bloke would throw you a tennis ball and say "that's an orange, eat it"

Most just looked bemused/stumped.

This one lad threw it back and said "peel it for me"
 
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Julian Edelman said:
It's ****ing nuts nowadays
I went for an interview and they gave me ,an egg,a box ,some brillo pads, some straws and some paper !
They said you've got to drop the egg 3 foot without breaking it .
****ed around for a few minutes with another guy packing the box with the stuff then dropped the egg the required 3 foot and it didn't break .
Nope that wasn't correct !!you had to ( apparently) put the egg in the box and pack around it then drop the box !!<yikes>
****ing idiots
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So, you had to make the egg fall 3 feet, rather than drop the egg 3 feet, I hope you pointed this out.
 
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