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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by thefanwithnoname, May 1, 2019.

  1. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    That'll certainly get them trunk!
     
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  2. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    It's ****ing nuts nowadays
    I went for an interview and they gave me ,an egg,a box ,some brillo pads, some straws and some paper !
    They said you've got to drop the egg 3 foot without breaking it .
    ****ed around for a few minutes with another guy packing the box with the stuff then dropped the egg the required 3 foot and it didn't break .
    Nope that wasn't correct !!you had to ( apparently) put the egg in the box and pack around it then drop the box !!<yikes>
    ****ing idiots
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Do this. Done. Fail. What?
     
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  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Best story I've ever heard, and the guy is in a high up position now, was a technique at interview (some city job in London) where a bloke would throw you a tennis ball and say "that's an orange, eat it"

    Most just looked bemused/stumped.

    This one lad threw it back and said "peel it for me"
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    So, you had to make the egg fall 3 feet, rather than drop the egg 3 feet, I hope you pointed this out.
     
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  6. Stan

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. DerekTheMole

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  8. Edelman

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    Never thought of that
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  10. Stan

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    So this is nothing to do with Pearl Jam?
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    And a few racist immigrants.
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Do a Poll

    lets see whos the racist lol
     
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  13. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Polar Bear .

    Or Toby :)
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah that's you bru.
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

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    Whatever, second half starts soon. Bye!
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    You’d win hands down, it’s what your kind you do.
     
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  17. Stan

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    Kustard?
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    Thought you was down the park boy?
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Why would he be down the park?
     
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  20. Stan

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    Explain please. You won’t as you’re too much of a coward Arsey. :biggrin:
     
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