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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by thefanwithnoname, May 1, 2019.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    So went to a job interview and one of the questions was "if you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?"

    So good folk of not606 if you were an animal what would it be and why?

    And what animal best fits other posters on here
     
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  2. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    You should not be working with children. This much I know.
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I’d say a Lion...it’s obvious why

    There’s a few snakes on here
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Are there any animals that drink beer?
     
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  6. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Bees and wasps get pissed on rotting apples

    @Matth_2014 to confirm
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    I'm going bee then, ****ing hate wasps.

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    @Stan
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    Is Jabba the Hut an animal?

    I’d say he looks like @petersaxton
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Wasps ... I'll also get you a good trainer <ok>
     
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  10. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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  11. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah that sounds like a great way to recruit people !:headbang:
     
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  12. luvgonzo

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    You're supposed to pick an animal not post selfies. <whistle>
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I don’t work with Wasps, Stop this pointless joke.
     
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  14. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I'd be over the moon if this was a selfie!
     
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  15. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Mate that's not even the worst bit.

    It's the new fad I believe.

    I turned up, as I thought you do, shirt n tie etc and the manager interviewing me was in Nike trainers, baseball cap and jeans etc. Blinged up

    The interview was a 3 part thing, and the different folk carrying them out were the same.

    It was like the ****e you see on American sitcoms. All iPads and multicoloured stool things to sit on

    In case you wondering it was a decent role for Vodafone

    Best thing was I drove up and when I got to the gates they said we can't offer you parking on site. I said the visitors car park is free. And was told that was for visitors not interviewees. I had to park 15 minutes away. But as I was early no probs. Another fella was told to go home as he was late. He was late coz these ****s wouldn't let him park on site <steam>



    Suffice to say I didn't get the job. I'm going to have to put the suits away and get a tattoo n **** I think<grr>
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    I know you don't mate

    But working in a garden centre I thought you could confirm
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Noel Gallagher ?
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Cos you sleep all day, and never cut your hair?

    Oh no, that’s my teenage son.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Baboons <ok>
     
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    There's lager for elephants.

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