Animal

[thefanwithnoname]

So went to a job interview and one of the questions was "if you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?"

So good folk of not606 if you were an animal what would it be and why?

And what animal best fits other posters on here

 

[If in doubt]

You should not be working with children. This much I know.

 

[thefanwithnoname]

You should not be working with children. This much I know.

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[Spurlock]

I’d say a Lion...it’s obvious why

There’s a few snakes on here

 

[luvgonzo]

Are there any animals that drink beer?

 

[thefanwithnoname]

Are there any animals that drink beer?

Bees and wasps get pissed on rotting apples

@Matth_2014 to confirm

 

[luvgonzo]

Bees and wasps get pissed on rotting apples

@Matth_2014 to confirm

I'm going bee then, ****ing hate wasps.

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@Stan

 

[Spurlock]

Is Jabba the Hut an animal?

I’d say he looks like @petersaxton

 

[FosseFilberto]

Are there any animals that drink beer?

Wasps ... I'll also get you a good trainer

 

[E.T. Fairfax]

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[Edelman]

So went to a job interview and one of the questions was "if you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?"

So good folk of not606 if you were an animal what would it be and why?

And what animal best fits other posters on here

Yeah that sounds like a great way to recruit people !

 

[luvgonzo]

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You're supposed to pick an animal not post selfies.

 

[Matth_2014]

Bees and wasps get pissed on rotting apples

@Matth_2014 to confirm

I don’t work with Wasps, Stop this pointless joke.

 

[E.T. Fairfax]

You're supposed to pick an animal not post selfies.

I'd be over the moon if this was a selfie!

 

[thefanwithnoname]

Yeah that sounds like a great way to recruit people !

Mate that's not even the worst bit.

It's the new fad I believe.

I turned up, as I thought you do, shirt n tie etc and the manager interviewing me was in Nike trainers, baseball cap and jeans etc. Blinged up

The interview was a 3 part thing, and the different folk carrying them out were the same.

It was like the ****e you see on American sitcoms. All iPads and multicoloured stool things to sit on

In case you wondering it was a decent role for Vodafone

Best thing was I drove up and when I got to the gates they said we can't offer you parking on site. I said the visitors car park is free. And was told that was for visitors not interviewees. I had to park 15 minutes away. But as I was early no probs. Another fella was told to go home as he was late. He was late coz these ****s wouldn't let him park on site



Suffice to say I didn't get the job. I'm going to have to put the suits away and get a tattoo n **** I think

 

[thefanwithnoname]

I don’t work with Wasps, Stop this pointless joke.

I know you don't mate

But working in a garden centre I thought you could confirm

 

[thefanwithnoname]

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Noel Gallagher ?

 

[Archers Road]

I’d say a Lion...it’s obvious why

There’s a few snakes on here

Cos you sleep all day, and never cut your hair?

Oh no, that’s my teenage son.

 

[Archers Road]

Are there any animals that drink beer?

Baboons

 

[luvgonzo]

Baboons

There's lager for elephants.

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