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Did you know, that if you drop one in a swimming pool it drinks all the water and becomes completely round and you can use it as a football?

[HASHTAG]#HedgehogFacts[/HASHTAG]

I'm about an hour into this process now and it's just floating there... am I doing something wrong?
 
Might need a few over the coming months..


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Tonight is the peak of the annual Perseid Meteor Shower, when the Earth passes through the debris of comet Swift-Tuttle. It's predicted that we could be passing through a denser part of the debris, creating up to 200 shooting stars per hour. I saw an early one a couple of nights ago that lasted a couple of seconds and stretched over half of the sky, leaving behind a train that lasted for another couple of seconds. Unfortunately, it's as cloudy as **** but I'm hoping it clears a bit before midnight otherwise I've got tomorrow off for no reason.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2016/08/05/how_to_watch_the_2016_perseid_meteor_shower.html
 
I was in a very busy supermarket and I said to this young lady, "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a couple of minutes?"

She said,"sure you can, but how will that help?"

"Because any second now she's going to appear from nowhere", I replied.


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As I'm not getting any younger I've been putting something away every month for a rainy day.
So far, I've got 34 umbrellas and 18 pairs of wellies.
 
I've got a gay dyslexic mate whose partial to a bit of Alan...


All nicked off the QPR board before anyone spots my ITK source. <ok>