The best album by the best band of all time turns 50 today. Happy birthday, Revolver. please log in to view this image
Love it. Abbey Road used to be my fave of theirs, but the past few months I've been switching between Hard Day's Night, Rubber Soul and Revolver. Still love Abbey Road of course, need to give it a listen, it's been a while.
Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!' Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
I don't know if this has been put on somewhere before but I enjoyed it..... I tried to find the Bowie thread,
A man with the competence of Ehab? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...-torch-ke/?playlist=structure:news/world-news
Can you believe this was 25 years ago more or less to the day, still piss myself laughing to it even now.
