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dennisboothstash said:
“there is never any reason to put ice lollies in your vagina”

Wise words
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What if a particularly short-arsed, tiny, wee, midget dwarf had rented said vagina to practice a bit of caving, perhaps with an eye on later trying some of the tighter, damper cracks within Gaping Ghyll for example, and had got himself wedged cervix side?

And all you could hear was his plaintive little cry of ‘please... please... just slide a mini milk down here, for the love of God.’




How much of a heartlessness, mean spirited bastard would you have to be to heed this bit of, frankly, ill thought out advice then?
 
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Ernie Shackleton said:
What if a particularly short-arsed, tiny, wee, midget dwarf had rented said vagina to practice a bit of caving, perhaps with an eye on later trying some of the tighter, damper cracks within Gaping Ghyll for example, and had got himself wedged cervix side?

And all you could hear was his plaintive little cry of ‘please... please... just slide a mini milk down here, for the love of God.’




How much of a heartlessness, mean spirited bastard would you have to be to heed this bit of, frankly, ill thought out advice then?
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It's the heat Ernie, go have a lie down...
 
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Plum said:
It's the heat Ernie, go have a lie down...
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I’m chilled as, ta. I’ve been wild swimming in Derwentwater thi’ ‘afvy, to keep cool.

Currently watching a woodpecker attacking a tree in Manesty Wood.

Drinking cucumber gin.


Sausage, onions, mash and beans for tea earlier.


I was gonna climb Catbells today but it looked too much of an effort.


Maybe tomorrow.
 
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Ernie Shackleton said:
I’m chilled as, ta. I’ve been wild swimming in Derwentwater thi’ ‘afvy, to keep cool.

Currently watching a woodpecker attacking a tree in Manesty Wood.

Drinking cucumber gin.


Sausage, onions, mash and beans for tea earlier.


I was gonna climb Catbells today but it looked too much of an effort.


Maybe tomorrow.
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That’s quite a surprising diet for a woodpecker!
 
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BlackAndAmberGambler said:
Very much like a SuckiSucki bar in the far east. You can sit at a bar on a stool and put your knob through a hole dilled in the bar. The deal is that an attractive girl will be in the other side sucking you off. Most times it turns out to be an 80 year old woman with no teeth or an iguana.
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Dilled?

Is it called a SuckiSucki bar rather than just a Sucki bar because it’s a double decker one?
 
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