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  1. LeftSaidFred

    LeftSaidFred Well-Known Member

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    A new version of last one on the biscuit I suppose...
     
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  2. Ullofaman

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    Ullofaman, Jul 25, 2019
  3. dennisboothstash

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    dennisboothstash, Jul 25, 2019
  4. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    What if a particularly short-arsed, tiny, wee, midget dwarf had rented said vagina to practice a bit of caving, perhaps with an eye on later trying some of the tighter, damper cracks within Gaping Ghyll for example, and had got himself wedged cervix side?

    And all you could hear was his plaintive little cry of ‘please... please... just slide a mini milk down here, for the love of God.’




    How much of a heartlessness, mean spirited bastard would you have to be to heed this bit of, frankly, ill thought out advice then?
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Jul 25, 2019
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  5. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    It's the heat Ernie, go have a lie down...
     
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  6. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    I’m chilled as, ta. I’ve been wild swimming in Derwentwater thi’ ‘afvy, to keep cool.

    Currently watching a woodpecker attacking a tree in Manesty Wood.

    Drinking cucumber gin.


    Sausage, onions, mash and beans for tea earlier.


    I was gonna climb Catbells today but it looked too much of an effort.


    Maybe tomorrow.
     
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    FER ARK Well-Known Member

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    That’s quite a surprising diet for a woodpecker!
     
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    FER ARK, Jul 25, 2019
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  8. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    I’ve always said to the Missus we’ll only go on a cruise if I get the opportunity to twat someone amidships for coming to the Captain’s table dressed as a clown.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49137520


    We’ve booked for the next sailing.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Jul 27, 2019
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  9. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    I hear the clown was named Jolly Roger :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    tigerscanada, Jul 27, 2019
  10. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Very much like a SuckiSucki bar in the far east. You can sit at a bar on a stool and put your knob through a hole dilled in the bar. The deal is that an attractive girl will be in the other side sucking you off. Most times it turns out to be an 80 year old woman with no teeth or an iguana.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Jul 28, 2019

  11. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like Bob's perfect fantasy.
     
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    Mr Hatem, Jul 28, 2019
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  12. Ullofaman

    Ullofaman Well-Known Member

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    Is it actually possible to work with oneself?

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    Ullofaman, Jul 29, 2019
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  13. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Several people on here do a lot of that.
     
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    Mr Hatem, Jul 29, 2019
  14. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Dilled?

    Is it called a SuckiSucki bar rather than just a Sucki bar because it’s a double decker one?
     
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    dennisboothstash, Jul 29, 2019
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  15. Mr Hatem

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    Something to do with herbs?
     
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    Mr Hatem, Jul 29, 2019
  16. Mr Hatem

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    Didn't you mean Black & Decker?
     
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    Mr Hatem, Jul 29, 2019
  17. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    No
    Those who know, know though
     
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  18. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Dilled? doh!<doh>
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Jul 29, 2019
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  19. Mr Hatem

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    I have finally twigged who you meant.
     
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    Mr Hatem, Jul 29, 2019
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  20. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Sorry when you do see it...
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    Ron Burguvdy, Jul 29, 2019
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