With this dire warning, can the ladies return them, partially used, to the shop freezer? Will there be a discount? https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9580037/women-ice-lollies-vaginas-heat-wave/
What if a particularly short-arsed, tiny, wee, midget dwarf had rented said vagina to practice a bit of caving, perhaps with an eye on later trying some of the tighter, damper cracks within Gaping Ghyll for example, and had got himself wedged cervix side? And all you could hear was his plaintive little cry of ‘please... please... just slide a mini milk down here, for the love of God.’ How much of a heartlessness, mean spirited bastard would you have to be to heed this bit of, frankly, ill thought out advice then?
I’m chilled as, ta. I’ve been wild swimming in Derwentwater thi’ ‘afvy, to keep cool. Currently watching a woodpecker attacking a tree in Manesty Wood. Drinking cucumber gin. Sausage, onions, mash and beans for tea earlier. I was gonna climb Catbells today but it looked too much of an effort. Maybe tomorrow.
I’ve always said to the Missus we’ll only go on a cruise if I get the opportunity to twat someone amidships for coming to the Captain’s table dressed as a clown. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49137520 We’ve booked for the next sailing.
Very much like a SuckiSucki bar in the far east. You can sit at a bar on a stool and put your knob through a hole dilled in the bar. The deal is that an attractive girl will be in the other side sucking you off. Most times it turns out to be an 80 year old woman with no teeth or an iguana.
