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The man working on the latest revision of the dictionary has just passed away.

I thought he’d be further through than that by now.
 
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Maybe boy blunder should have married one of these machines, then when they divorced or the machine put itself on e bay, it wouldn’t have revealed to the world just what a disappointingly small knob it’s owner had.

Although if it stores the data of volume of sperm extracted and the average time of delivery that might actually make its previous owner appear even less manly. But that wouldn’t be a problem as then the afore mentioned previous owner could just go out and buy himself a flash new sports car as an extension to his penis.

Unfortunately that could then appear to be one on his forehead and not in his pants....
 
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