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I learned morse code last week. It wasn't easy but it's changed my life.

For instance, last night I didn't get any sleep as the rain kept telling me to go **** myself.
 
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To be fair Fray Bentos tins can be an utter pain in the arse to open sometimes when the opener isn’t behaving herself.
 
When I was young I used to think Fray Bentos pies were posh food. Now, its cheap fodder. How did that happen?

Having said that, I also used to think Vesta was the pinnacle in foreign foods

As a side thought, at a quid a pie for the big round Fray Bentos, how come I've never had a Fray Bentos sandwich?

It just sounds so obvious.
 
When I was young I used to think Fray Bentos pies were posh food. Now, its cheap fodder. How did that happen?

Having said that, I also used to think Vesta was the pinnacle in foreign foods

As a side thought, at a quid a pie for the big round Fray Bentos, how come I've never had a Fray Bentos sandwich?

It just sounds so obvious.

Have you ever bought bread? You need bread to make a sandwich. Buy bread.
 
When I was young I used to think Fray Bentos pies were posh food. Now, its cheap fodder. How did that happen?

Having said that, I also used to think Vesta was the pinnacle in foreign foods

As a side thought, at a quid a pie for the big round Fray Bentos, how come I've never had a Fray Bentos sandwich?

It just sounds so obvious.
I used to work with a bloke who made sausage roll sarnys. Two of em in bread and he had two sarnys.

Died quite young as I recall...
 
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I used to work with a bloke who made sausage roll sarnys. Two of em in bread and he had two sarnys.

Died quite young as I recall...
Sounds good.

If we assume that young is defined as 40-50, and given I haven't started eating sausage roll sarnies yet, I think that I'll be content with a further 40-50 years which includes the afore-mentioned sandwiches.

Thanks for the top tips.
 
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Sounds good.

If we assume that young is defined as 40-50, and given I haven't started eating sausage roll sarnies yet, I think that I'll be content with a further 40-50 years which includes the afore-mentioned sandwiches.

Thanks for the top tips.
If you get the jumbo sausage roll, get a baguette and jobs a good un. Bit of HP and English mustard on.
 
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Romania: Liga IV Venus Bucharest’s keeper Emil Constantinescu – reflecting on their 26-1 defeat to Academia Rapid in November. “If they didn’t score the first 10 goals, I think we could have won it. But we take some positives. We get our heads up, and we go again.”
 
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Romania: Liga IV Venus Bucharest’s keeper Emil Constantinescu – reflecting on their 26-1 defeat to Academia Rapid in November. “If they didn’t score the first 10 goals, I think we could have won it. But we take some positives. We get our heads up, and we go again.”

Haha.... that’s the type of bullshitty positive ****e that Atkins would serve up!!
 
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