Has he ever bought toilet rolls? You need toilet rolls to wipe your arse. Buy toilet rolls. EDIT : but don't used bread to wipe your arse.
To be fair the fingers in your avatar don't look any where near as grubby as Sir Bens in the picture he posted of him holding his Hawaiian burger on Good Friday.
Check out this move on the final chicane, as James Cowton (he's from Kilham) wins the Supertwin race at the North West 200 in Northern Ireland...
OOooooppppppssss... Ferrari and Porsche badly damaged in Sheffield smash Police are appealing for witnesses after two sports cars crashed in Sheffield last night. The collision, between what's believed to be a Ferrari and a Porsche, happened on Tinsley roundabout at about 19:55 on Sunday. There are no reports of anyone being injured in the crash. Anyone who saw the collision, or who saw how the cars were being driven beforehand, is being asked to contact police: please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image South Yorkshire Police South Yorkshire Police South Yorkshire Police