Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Use Your Four Fingers.

 

I learned morse code last week. It wasn't easy but it's changed my life.

For instance, last night I didn't get any sleep as the rain kept telling me to go **** myself.

 

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Last of a brave bunch. Glad he got this chance to fly in one again.
1943 and this bloke was a 21 year old in a Lancaster. Some were even younger. 2018 and Fray Bentos have to redesign their tin because Millenials find it too difficult to open.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-derbyshire-44170331/britain-s-last-dambuster-flies-again-to-mark-the-mission-s-75th-anniversary

 

Brilliant.

 

To be fair Fray Bentos tins can be an utter pain in the arse to open sometimes when the opener isn’t behaving herself.

 

Try using your hands rather than your arse to open them.

Hope this helps.

 

When I was young I used to think Fray Bentos pies were posh food. Now, its cheap fodder. How did that happen?

Having said that, I also used to think Vesta was the pinnacle in foreign foods

As a side thought, at a quid a pie for the big round Fray Bentos, how come I've never had a Fray Bentos sandwich?

It just sounds so obvious.

 

Have you ever bought bread? You need bread to make a sandwich. Buy bread.

 

I used to work with a bloke who made sausage roll sarnys. Two of em in bread and he had two sarnys.

Died quite young as I recall...

 

Sounds good.

If we assume that young is defined as 40-50, and given I haven't started eating sausage roll sarnies yet, I think that I'll be content with a further 40-50 years which includes the afore-mentioned sandwiches.

Thanks for the top tips.

 

You never had a meat pie sandwich then?

You'll die without ever having lived.

 

Seen the state of Frank's hands?

 

If you get the jumbo sausage roll, get a baguette and jobs a good un. Bit of HP and English mustard on.

 

Romania: Liga IV Venus Bucharest’s keeper Emil Constantinescu – reflecting on their 26-1 defeat to Academia Rapid in November. “If they didn’t score the first 10 goals, I think we could have won it. But we take some positives. We get our heads up, and we go again.”

 

Haha.... that’s the type of bullshitty positive ****e that Atkins would serve up!!

 

Hyde’s pie in a bread cake was my go to lunch working down hessle rerrrrrrrd!

 

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