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So, what would you do? - hop on the train or just leave the station ( I am assuming that you are a heterosexual male)
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Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her third promotion this year..............I don't know how she does it!




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Reminds me of a fella I know who was a Sales Rep. He was driving to see a customer when his company Chairman rang him on his hands-free to tell
him the good news he was being promoted to Sales Manager. He was so shocked he nearly crashed his car.
Then about 5 minutes later, the Chairman rang again and said in fact he was going to make him Sales Director. He nearly crashed his car again at the news.
Then about 5 minutes after that, the Chairman rang yet again and said in fact he was going straight to the top - he was the new Managing Director.
This time he did crash his car into a tree. When a Policeman arrived on the scene and asked what had happened he said "Officer, I careered off the road !"
 
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Obviously the London Bridge thread is locked, but the present that the mates of the Millwall fan injured scrapping with the attackers is amusing!

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Canadian man photographed casually mowing lawn in defiance of tornado looming over his shoulder

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...s-alberta-cut-grass-back-garden-a7773076.html


In Canada, we are currently not experiencing any terrorist attacks so like the guy in the photo we'll find our own way to keep calm and carry on, if that's OK? That said, we wish you all the best. Personally growing up in post-war Hull, I am aware of the spirit and resolution of a people that won't be cowed by terrorists. The Germans failed, the IRA failed and these scum who defile what is decent and reverant to most Muslims, will also fail.