Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[rovertiger]

Where the **** was that
And blind sided him twice
What a ****

Somewhere in Derby apparently Chazz.
Why did he feel the need to stamp on his face twice when he;s out cold.
That's happened to me and I needed an operation on my cheek bone because it had been stamped down and broken and my broken nose, in hospital for three weeks for different ops.

 

[bradymk2]

Must be a flat roof pub that

Also stamping on someones head should be attempted murder

 

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

Must be a flat roof pub that

Also stamping on someones head should be attempted murder

What does a “flat roof” pub mean? Never heard that saying before

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

What does a “flat roof” pub mean? Never heard that saying before

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat-roofed_pub

First one that sprang to mind: Rampant Horse.

 

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat-roofed_pub

First one that sprang to mind: Rampant Horse.

Cheers. Never heard that phrase before

 

[Ric Glasgow]

Must be a flat roof pub that

Also stamping on someones head should be attempted murder

Must of 'felt' that...Being in a flat roof pub?

 

[originallambrettaman]

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[rovertiger]

Good link OLM.

 

[Sumatran_Tiger]

Unchained Melody?

 

[DMD]

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[rovertiger]

That was **** cutting, loads of waste on that.

 

[Sumatran_Tiger]

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Difficult to have a **** unless he is left-handed.

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

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A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac stuck to his arm...

The barman asks him, "So what can I get you?"

"I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."

 

[bradymk2]

http://environment.data.gov.uk/bwq/profiles/profile.html?site=uke1200-08100

bridlington coast a no go zone

 

[tigerscanada]

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For wasting all that tax payers money, someone needs to knock his block off !

 

[cheshireles]

A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac stuck to his arm...



The barman asks him, "So what can I get you?"



"I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."

A polite guy as well, once served turned to the barman and said tar!

 

[Plum]

A polite guy as well, once served turned to the barman and said tar!

And doubtless the barman's name was Macauley...

 

[DMD]

That was **** cutting, loads of waste on that.

Unless they decided that just for an additional giggle, they'll make it too big for him to be able to get all his coats and jumpers off.

 

[Sumatran_Tiger]

And doubtless the barman's name was Macauley...

MacAdam

 

[Ric Glasgow]

Unless they decided that just for an additional giggle, they'll make it too big for him to be able to get all his coats and jumpers off.

Judging by his general appearance it shouldn't hinder him too much in his daily activities,he doesn't appear the type that washes or changes his clobber too often...