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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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    Somewhere in Derby apparently Chazz.
    Why did he feel the need to stamp on his face twice when he;s out cold.
    That's happened to me and I needed an operation on my cheek bone because it had been stamped down and broken and my broken nose, in hospital for three weeks for different ops.
     
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  2. bradymk2

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    Must be a flat roof pub that

    Also stamping on someones head should be attempted murder
     
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  3. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

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    What does a “flat roof” pub mean? Never heard that saying before
     
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  4. Ernie Shackleton

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  6. Ric Glasgow

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    Must of 'felt' that...Being in a flat roof pub?
     
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  8. rovertiger

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    Good link OLM.
     
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  9. Sumatran_Tiger

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    Unchained Melody?
     
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  11. rovertiger

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    That was **** cutting, loads of waste on that.
     
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    rovertiger, Dec 19, 2022
  12. Sumatran_Tiger

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    Difficult to have a **** unless he is left-handed.
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Dec 19, 2022
  13. Ron Burguvdy

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    A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac stuck to his arm...

    The barman asks him, "So what can I get you?"

    "I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Dec 19, 2022
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    For wasting all that tax payers money, someone needs to knock his block off !
     
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    A polite guy as well, once served turned to the barman and said tar!
     
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    And doubtless the barman's name was Macauley...
     
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    Unless they decided that just for an additional giggle, they'll make it too big for him to be able to get all his coats and jumpers off. <laugh>
     
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    MacAdam
     
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    Judging by his general appearance it shouldn't hinder him too much in his daily activities,he doesn't appear the type that washes or changes his clobber too often...
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Dec 20, 2022
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