Or testing the suction power of the new vacuum cleaner when the nozzle slipped over my penis.Most of those this happens to on the medical documentaries use the 'I slipped on a polished floor and fell on it and it inserted itself' guff.
Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
- Thread starter Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC
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Why do you think it was me?
I doubt anyone would post such a real-life medical emergency about themselves on here
Was it a Henry or a Hettie?
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Your vacuum cleaner must be a relic from the seventiesCoincidentally...I emptied my bag today,absolutely full it was
Has it been PAT tested?
No idea, I was giving a further example of what you posted. Obviously if I meant myself, I'd have written "my friend". Do you think I am an amateur?Was it a Henry or a Hettie?
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Nah...If the cord gets caught under it I just swathe the bare wires in insulating tape and let the good lady(not a Patricia)use it for the next couple of weeks.
**** getting electrocuted!!!
Oh no, I've always had you pegged as a pro.
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
That sort of reminded me of a great Bob Newhart sketch, always made me laugh.
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