Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

Reminds me of a joke.

A man is visiting his wife who is in hospital in a long term Coma.

The nurse and a Dr pulls him to one side and tell him they've had a break through. They explained that while they were washing between her legs she moved a little and mad a small moaning sound. The Dr suggests they give him and his wife a little privacy and he tries oral sex with her to see if it simulates her out of the coma.

He readily agrees and they leave the room. 2 minutes later all the alarms go off on the monitors and they come rushing back in. what happened ask the Dr?

"I don't know" says the husband " I just got going and she started gagging and choking!!"

haha….that’s going on FB

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

Warning:

If you get sent a link to listen to the new Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song, don't open it.

It's a link to listen to the new Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song...

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

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[Sumatran_Tiger]

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I have a degree but I am crap at art.

 

[cheshireles]

I have a degree but I am crap at art.

Based on Ron's post you're not alone!

 

[Oregon Tiger]

You can move from Virgin to Climax, but still have your heart in ****ers Corner…

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I would often pass through ****er's Corner (Oregon) on my way to work. It was named after the German settlers that started a business there. It would have been pronounced "Vanker" originally.

In Pennsylvania there are also towns called Virginville and Paradise. To get to Paradise from Virginville you go through Intercourse.

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

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[Sumatran_Tiger]

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For those that did not live long and prosper.

 

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

A village called **** in Germany

Before the wall came down I used to go to East Germany on business and one of the guys I had meetings with was Willy ****er.

 

[bradymk2]

Before the wall came down I used to go to East Germany on business and one of the guys I had meetings with was Willy ****er.

Did he flash his golden ticket

 

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

Did he flash his golden ticket

He could well have done, he certainly got in places normal mortals never got near.

 

[bradymk2]

He could well have done, he certainly got in places normal mortals never got near.

Why is toilet paper so rough in the GDR? In order to make every last asshole red.

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-63874001

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[DMD]

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[rovertiger]

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[Ron Burguvdy]

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[Chazz Rheinhold]

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Frank skinner been doing that joke for a good while now

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Not for the RIP thread but the last dam buster not getting a knighthood shows everything wrong with the honours system

the ordinary people who have done extraordinary things are exactly who should be honoured

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

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[Sumatran_Tiger]

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We are not amused