Always think of the Billy Connolly gag whenever I read about Aus and convicts. I laugh every time. Aus immigration official: Do you have a criminal record sir? BC: I didn't think I still needed one.
You know what they say about Australians: they are all well-balanced. They have chips on both shoulders!
Imagine having your breakfast at 9am. Most of the fans paying your wages would be only half way through a shift. **** off Rooney