Somewhat unsurprisingly, I'm reminded of this joke: Little Johnny had just come back to school from his summer break and the teacher was asking all of the kids to stand up and tell the class what they had done in their holidays. When it came to the turn of Johnny he stood up and told the teacher " Well M'am I went down the woods with my mates, found some frogs and stuck fireworks up their ARSES". Horrified, the teacher replied "RECTUM, Johnny, RECTUM". Johnny paused for a moment then declared "WRECKD'EM? WRECKD'EM? It blew 'em to ****ing pieces, Miss!"
Steverico played that youtube clip when I was driving us to an away match, it's not easy driving on a motorway with tears of laughter rolling down your face.
Thought it was a spoof when I heard it on the radio... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55946252
When I watched it on Youtube this morning, at the end an advert for an investment bank fronted by a well known former leader of UKIP popped up. Exquisite!
It’s only how I imagine council meetings are all over the country. None of them can stand someone else talking. Some of the Teams meetings I’ve been in are bad cos they seem to think no one can here them!
That Handforth Parish Council meeting is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. It almost felt fake, it was that ridiculous.
I was just catching up on some MOTD games, and I see West Ham had brought in Lingard and he took Bowen's place and scored twice. Even though Jarrod has settled in well to life in the EPL, and has been a regular starter, I saw that Moyes was a bit critical of him and his lack of goals. It will be interesting to see what happens, it looks as if he has some real competition for his place now.
As good a player as Bowen is, a mentally fit Lingard, with his head in the game, is a step up in class.
