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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. gtigerbackin hull

    gtigerbackin hull Well-Known Member

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    My wife said, How d' Janome.
    You have to know your machines for this one.
     
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  2. rovertiger

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    No, that ones bobbin over me head
     
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  3. Arnold_Lane_HCFC

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    I did an audition for A-Ha once, but they refused to take on me.
     
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  4. gtigerbackin hull

    gtigerbackin hull Well-Known Member

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    Well " Brother " it's all just becoming a bit of a " Pfaff " , isn't it ?
     
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  5. spesupersydera

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    I'm afraid to say - it made me laugh ...

    kids.jpg
     
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  6. Ron Burguvdy

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    Is it just me who misses discussing 'Wonie Pickwing'?
     
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  8. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Yoshiro Mori, the head of the Tokyo 2020 Olympics organising committee, has apologised for making sexist remarks about “talkative” women in sports organisations, but said he would not resign.

    Mori, a former Japanese prime minister with a history of demeaning remarks, told a meeting of the Japanese Olympic Committee (JOC) this week that meetings attended by too many women tended to “drag on” because they talked too much.



    Referring to his time as chairman of the Japan Rugby Football Union, Mori said: “Women have a strong sense of rivalry. If one raises her hand to speak, all the others feel the need to speak, too. Everyone ends up saying something.”
     
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    If he thinks women talk too much he should come and look at some of the bollocks that gets spouted on here! <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. originallambrettaman

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    New York looks a little chilly...

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  11. Mr Hatem

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  12. Ron Burguvdy

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    Lockdown new hobby tips #1936

     
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  13. Ron Burguvdy

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    In the aim of inclusiveness...

     
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  14. tigerscanada

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    The tattooist would be well advised to invest in a Davey Lamp and a canary in a cage, otherwise his business insurance policy premiums will explode !

    Oh yes - business opportunity - teflon coated asbestos thongs anyone ?

    South Yorks surprise disaster ! Real source not clear.:emoticon-0105-wink:

    Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital

    A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment.

    Furious film fan and part-time plus-size XXXL model Tracey Munter (23), had visited the 'Ink It Good' Tattoo Emporium in Wellgate, Yorkshire last week, to have the finishing touches applied to a double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur.

    Tattooist Jason Burns takes up the story.

    "It was a big job in more ways than one", he told us "I'd just lit a roll-up and was finishing off a centurions helmet. It's delicate, close up work. Next thing is, I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just around Charlton Heston's whip, and a hissing sound – more of a whoosh than a rasp – and before I know what's happening, there's a flame shooting from her arse to my *** and my beards gone up like an Aussie bush fire."

    Jason says he rushed to the studio sink to quell the flames, only to turn round and see Tracey frantically fanning her buttock area with a damp towel. The flames had travelled down the gas cloud and set fire to her thong which was smoking like a cheap firework. "To be honest", said Jason, "I didn't even realise she was wearing one. You'd need a sodding mining licence and a torch to find out for sure. She could have had a complete wardrobe in there and I'd have been none the wiser."

    Jason and Tracey were taken to Rotherham District Hospital accident and emergency department where they were treated for minor burns and shock. Both are adamant that the other is to blame.

    "I'm furious" said Jason, "I've got a face like a mange-ridden dog and my left eyebrow's not there any more. I don't know about Ben Hur – Gone With The Wind would be more appropriate. You don't just let rip in someone's face like that. It's dangerous"

    But Tracey remains both angry and unrepentant. "I'm still in agony," she said, "and Charlton Heston looks more like Sidney bloody Poitier now. Jason shouldn't have had a *** on the go when he's doing close up work, there's no way I'd guff on purpose. He'd had me on all fours for nearly an hour. I can only put up with that for so long before nature takes its course. My Kev knows that I give him my five-second warning, and I'd have done the same for Jason, but I didn't get chance – it just quietly crept out."

    Ted Walters from the South Yorkshire Fire and Rescue service wasn't surprised when we asked him to comment on what had happened. "People just don't appreciate the dangers," he told us. "We get more call outs to flatulence ignition incidents than kitchen fires these days now that people have moved over to oven chips. We have a slogan 'Flame 'n fart – keep 'em apart' Anyone engaging in an arse-inking scenario would do well to bear that in mind in future. On behalf of the entire Fire and Rescue service, we wish them both a speedy recovery.
     
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  15. Chazz Rheinhold

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    XXXL model tracey Munter!!! <laugh>
     
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    Not likely looking at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  17. Ernie Shackleton

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    That was mental on so many levels.
     
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    The flames had travelled down the gas cloud and set fire to her thong which was smoking like a cheap firework. "To be honest", said Jason, "I didn't even realise she was wearing one. You'd need a sodding mining licence and a torch to find out for sure. She could have had a complete wardrobe in there and I'd have been none the wiser."
    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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