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What a weird day! First I found a hat full of money.
Then I was followed around by some guy with a guitar.
 
DMD said:
Anyone got any contacts in Trading Standards?

I've been pouring gallons of this stuff in the bairns eyes, and they're still sobbing. :emoticon-0181-fubar

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I cant believe you have put this up.....

Why would you want to be contacting Trading Standards, when a good solicitor can invoke the “Where there’s a Blame, There’s a Claim”.... And when you get a nice payout you can reward the Kids pain with a Maccas Burger with free toy......

I cant actually believe they are still sobbing... tell them to man up a bit.... Of course that is until they are seen by a trauma psychologist as part of the claim when they need to be suffering constantly, so you might need to up it a bit and use concentrated washing up liquid at that point....

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I just bumped into an old mate I haven't seen for ages on the way to work.

I asked him what's up to these days.

He said "I'm feeding piss heads, the homeless and druggies. I help the dregs of society get something to eat"

I said "You working in a shelter?"

"No, Weatherspoons!"

<laugh>
 
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