Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Yaaay. It's weeekend.

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If he gets an upset stomach from that, he'll need Urinal Rennie.

 

Exactly how drunk would a driver have to be to not notice this particular problem with his car?

http://www.independent.ie/irish-new...x-insurance-nct-or-front-wheels-36023000.html

 

Tallaght - Dublin's version of Orchard Park.
Rough as bear's arse.

 

Is anyone watching the athletics? Levchenko the Ukrainian high jumper is a ****ing worldy.

She's only 19.

 

Was going to cook my wife a surprise authentic Chinese meal for our anniversary, but her brother let the cat out of the bag.

 

Don't stress yourself out by telling him off for spoiling everything.....just get out into the countryside, get some air, and wok the dog.

 

Just popping down to the shop on my bike for a pint of milk

 

Fiorentina have decided to have FOUR away kits this season, making it five for the season on top of the classic purple home shirt:

http://www.fiorentinastore.com/en/match-kits/away-kit-2017-18.html

Is that a new record? They claim it's to represent the 4 colours of the quarters of the city so you buy to represent where you're from but I cant help feeling it's money orientated.

 

You'd have to assume it is money orientated, but the four quarters of the city idea is a good one. Maybe City could do an east, west, north and ER version for their away kits - if so, what colours would be taken by whom?

Further, wasn't it Fiorentina's kit in the 90s that was found, under close (perhaps microscopic) inspection, to be made up from patterns of tiny swastikas?

 

I had to stare at it a bit to see the swastikas but once you see it you can't unsee again.

 

That's the first time I've actually seen it. Remember reading about it, at the time.

 

Same here.

 

I cant believe that Fiorentina officials would ask for it to be in their design, nor can I believe it was a complete accident, so it would suggest a rogue 'un was working at Lotto.

Edit - apparently it's quite the collectors item:
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/notorious-italian-swastika-football-shirt-1038206

 

I'd presume whoever owns the 'Seven Up' brand (probably Coca Cola, one word) weren't happy about this.