Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[Anal Frank Fingers]

Am surprised we haven't had a discussion on Keeley Donovan's second engagement this week. I think she looks like Clarence the Crosseyed Lion but I know a few on here are partial.

He looks a right gimp anarl.

Never heard of her. Googled her though. Had better, but bet she's dirty. Weather girls always are.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Never heard of her. Googled her though. Had better, but bet she's dirty. Weather girls always are.

I agree but she's been discussed at length on here previously.

 

[Anal Frank Fingers]

I agree but she's been discussed at length on here previously.

And the concensus was that she was dirty?

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

And the concensus was that she was dirty?

I know the guy that was previously married to her, I'll have a word: "asking for some friends".

 

[Ullofaman]

All Weather Forecasters talk dirty apparently

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[Des Head]

Am surprised we haven't had a discussion on Keeley Donovan's second engagement this week. I think she looks like Clarence the Crosseyed Lion but I know a few on here are partial.

He looks a right gimp anarl.

She looks like she reads from two autocues a good distance apart, very far away.

 

[DMD]

A bad workman blames his fools

EDIT: *tools

stupid keyboard.

 

[DMD]

Dozens of people missed last night's deadline to sign up for free Self Harm counselling at our Health Centre. I bet they're kicking themselves.

 

[Bunny]

Never heard of her. Googled her though. Had better, but bet she's dirty. Weather girls always are.

Did you google her eyes?

 

[DMD]

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[DMD]

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[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

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[DMD]

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[DMD]

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[DMD]

Traffic flow. Apparently the drivers were told to keep a constant speed..

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[Kempton]

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That's gonna ruin her carpet...

 

[DMD]

That's gonna ruin her carpet...

It's only a rug.

 

[DMD]

I had a vasectomy because I didn't want kids, but when I got back home they were still here.

 

[DMD]

Before we got married I wanted three children. Now we have two, I want one.

 

[GLP]

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Taking the piss.