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I'm not old. I'm young and fit and strong and healthy
 
I think accepting your age is one of the more difficult things to do. You can tell yourself you're young and try to act like you are young it does not mean you are right.
 
NSIS said:
If you think you’re old, you are,

Thst doesn’t mean start dressing like a teenager, but it’s not time for the hush puppies yet.
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I've always liked the casual look and still wear good trainers, Levis and Fred Perry tops.
 
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luvgonzo said:
...My balance goes I fall forward, there's no fighting this, I'm going down. I hit the tarmac and slide a bit. I bounce up praying that Mrs luv wasn't recording it, I get lucky. My knee is a mess, bloody and swollen, my right arm grazed from elbow to hand, both hands are sore from the fall. The neighbour asks worriedly if I'm ok and says, "it was almost as if you were young again for a moment there", I laugh and make out like it was nothing and casually go inside the house.
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Something very similar happened to me recently, I lost my balance and I fell, in the middle of the High Street at peek trading time, on the weekend.

Fortunately, I was able to back-flip my way out of trouble. Yeah, I had to finish off with a double-tuck and commando roll which slightly bruised a palm, but it was the embarrassment that was the worst. Neighbours call me Jackie Chan, but I know that I'm getting too old for this ****.

You're in good company, Luvvy, yeah?
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Something very similar happened to me recently, I lost my balance and I fell, in the middle of the High Street at peek trading time, on the weekend.

Fortunately, I was able to back-flip my way out of trouble. Yeah, I had to finish off with a double-tuck and commando roll which slightly bruised a palm, but it was the embarrassment that was the worst. Neighbours call me Jackie Chan, but I know that I'm getting too old for this ****.

You're in good company, Luvvy, yeah?
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...if it had happened anywhere other than outside Greggs you might have gotten away with it ... also if you hadn't been wearing your wizard gear ... as it is, it is now trending on various social media sites as "Harry Potbelly and the corned beef turnover of Askyernan" <cheers>
 
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FosseFilberto said:
...if it had happened anywhere other than outside Greggs you might have gotten away with it ... also if you hadn't been wearing your wizard gear ... as it is, it is now trending on various social media sites as "Harry Potbelly and the corned beef turnover of Askyernan" <cheers>
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WTF??!!
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Something very similar happened to me recently, I lost my balance and I fell, in the middle of the High Street at peek trading time, on the weekend.

Fortunately, I was able to back-flip my way out of trouble. Yeah, I had to finish off with a double-tuck and commando roll which slightly bruised a palm, but it was the embarrassment that was the worst. Neighbours call me Jackie Chan, but I know that I'm getting too old for this ****.

You're in good company, Luvvy, yeah?
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You are an embarrassment. I was expecting at least 5 supermodels with their tits out to have been sucking you off in this story.
 
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