Age

I'm now fully aware of this.

 

I'm not old. I'm young and fit and strong and healthy

 

You’re as old as you feel
My mum bought herself a bmw convertible for her 80th birthday

 

People start their midlife crisis at different times. Watch her she's going to be trying to pick up 20 year olds next.

 

I think accepting your age is one of the more difficult things to do. You can tell yourself you're young and try to act like you are young it does not mean you are right.

 

If you think you’re old, you are,

Thst doesn’t mean start dressing like a teenager, but it’s not time for the hush puppies yet.

 

I've always liked the casual look and still wear good trainers, Levis and Fred Perry tops.

 

In winter I’m in jeans and trainers most of the time too,

 

Alright, don't rub it in.

 

I imagine Levis are a bit on the heavy side over there atm!

 

Something very similar happened to me recently, I lost my balance and I fell, in the middle of the High Street at peek trading time, on the weekend.

Fortunately, I was able to back-flip my way out of trouble. Yeah, I had to finish off with a double-tuck and commando roll which slightly bruised a palm, but it was the embarrassment that was the worst. Neighbours call me Jackie Chan, but I know that I'm getting too old for this ****.

You're in good company, Luvvy, yeah?

 

...if it had happened anywhere other than outside Greggs you might have gotten away with it ... also if you hadn't been wearing your wizard gear ... as it is, it is now trending on various social media sites as "Harry Potbelly and the corned beef turnover of Askyernan"

 

Yeah they are. Haven't worn jeans for 4 weeks. Shorts only.

 

WTF??!!

 

... not so much Dumbledore's Army as Tumblebore's Aunty

 

You are an embarrassment. I was expecting at least 5 supermodels with their tits out to have been sucking you off in this story.

 

I have stories like that, Bobby.

 

... he's got more tits then them ...if the pics are accurate...

 

In a few short months I turn 30, I feel old as ****.