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I start pre season tomorrow as well which I am not looking forward to. I have already had to move from glorious winger to shameful fullback last year so I am really looking forward to what a bunch of ****y 21 year olds will be like gassing me constantly.
 
It all goes South after 30.

Particularly your bollocks.

Although I must say that mine are as tight as unripened avocados, still.

Skiddy’s are touching his knees.



We get enough of your old bollocks on here as it is, without you having to refer to your actual gonads, thanks.

Edit: Turning 30 is no biggie. 40 is just a number; after 50 though, there is no avoiding the obvious conclusion that it's all downhill from here.
 
We get enough of your old bollocks on here as it is, without you having to refer to your actual gonads, thanks.

Edit: Turning 30 is no biggie. 40 is just a number; after 50 though, there is no avoiding the obvious conclusion that it's all downhill from here.

40 is when it starts catching up with you though, I agree that 30 is **** all but 40 is a ****er imo.
 
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It all goes south after the first major injury, had to give up playing proper football in my early 20's.
 
Something very similar happened to me recently, I lost my balance and I fell, in the middle of the High Street at peek trading time, on the weekend.

Fortunately, I was able to back-flip my way out of trouble. Yeah, I had to finish off with a double-tuck and commando roll which slightly bruised a palm, but it was the embarrassment that was the worst. Neighbours call me Jackie Chan, but I know that I'm getting too old for this ****.

You're in good company, Luvvy, yeah?
Surprised you didn’t rock yourself to sleep trying to get up in all honesty.