Neither does Prince Andrew iircOr sweat like a pig? Pigs don't sweat
Julian Cleary's favorite catch phraseWell I'll be blowed.
I love that turn of phrase, every-time people say it I visualise in my head the person turning around and saying . In one description you could potentially have 4 or 5 people turning around and saying which makes for interesting visualisationsThere was me thinking that this was going to be an insert the next line thread, that would have been canny
Bugger it, i'll add one anyway...
and she turned around and said...
OMG, it looks just like a penis only smaller
Still waiting then!life begins at 40
it began for me as soon as my balls dropped...................![]()

Some people have all the luck.Well I'll be blowed.
for you to release them from your mouth.........Still waiting then!![]()



They got lost in the hole where one of my fillings fell out.for you to release them from your mouth.........![]()

and yet you were faster than a torpedo to gobble them in thereThey got lost in the hole where one of my fillings fell out.![]()
anyway you suck harder than a Dyson on full power...They got lost in the hole where one of my fillings fell out.![]()
hadaway and ****e man.......................pure goldI usually say 'it gets dark'![]()