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Off Topic “...and he/she turned around and said...”

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Evil Jimmy Krankie, Jan 28, 2020.

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  1. Evil Jimmy Krankie

    Evil Jimmy Krankie Well-Known Member

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    Do people really turn around before they speak?

    Any other common phrases that don’t actually do what’s being said?
     
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    Evil Jimmy Krankie, Jan 28, 2020
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  2. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    There was me thinking that this was going to be an insert the next line thread, that would have been canny :emoticon-0103-cool:

    Bugger it, i'll add one anyway...

    and she turned around and said...
    OMG, it looks just like a penis only smaller
     
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    Ozzymac, Jan 28, 2020
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  3. flandersmackem

    flandersmackem Well-Known Member

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    I’ve never understood the phrase “ have your cake and eat it”..... what the hell would you do with it... makes no sense to me
     
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    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    Jumping in the shower is a recipe for disaster.
     
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  5. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    She turned around and said "does my bum look big in this" ?
    And her husband replied, "it looks huge in anything".
     
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  6. clockstander

    clockstander Well-Known Member

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    Well I'll be blowed.
     
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    clockstander Well-Known Member

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    Think it usually means you can do one thing or another, not both.
     
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    clockstander, Jan 28, 2020
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  8. flandersmackem

    flandersmackem Well-Known Member

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    Thats my point...If anyone is given a cake....what else are they going to do with it, strange saying
     
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  9. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    Well some people keep a wedding cake for a year and eat it on their 1st anniversary.

    So i guess it means you can either keep it or eat it but not both,
     
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    Ozzymac, Jan 28, 2020
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    Take the car for a spin. Rather keep it going in a straight line
     
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    Getting hammered at the pub. Hopefully not.
     
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    Legless, or out of my tree?
     
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    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    Off my tits!!??
     
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    ****faced
     
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    i'll wipe that smile of your face ! if i catch you there will be trouble. sorry i meant "i'll put that smile on the other side of your face"
     
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  16. The Berk

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    Ripped my skeleton out.

    Ooh er.
     
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  17. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    Needless to say...
     
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    Ozzymac, Jan 29, 2020
  18. Evil Jimmy Krankie

    Evil Jimmy Krankie Well-Known Member

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    And another one. How many of us literally **** ourselves?
     
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  19. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    Or sweat like a pig? Pigs don't sweat
     
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    Ozzymac, Feb 2, 2020
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    ....I'm not putting up with that
     
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