Off Topic “...and he/she turned around and said...”

Newcastle may win a trophy.

 

Neither does Prince Andrew iirc

 

Julian Cleary's favorite catch phrase

 

life begins at 40

it began for me as soon as my balls dropped...................

 

ladies say size doesn't matter

but only when trying to marry a filthy rich man

 

I love that turn of phrase, every-time people say it I visualise in my head the person turning around and saying . In one description you could potentially have 4 or 5 people turning around and saying which makes for interesting visualisations

 

Still waiting then!

 

Some people have all the luck.

 

for you to release them from your mouth.........

 

They got lost in the hole where one of my fillings fell out.

 

and yet you were faster than a torpedo to gobble them in there

 

anyway you suck harder than a Dyson on full power...

 

when someone says....'at the end of the day' ............ I usually jump in with 'its the night'

 

I usually say 'it gets dark'

 

A popular one amongst those from the White Rose County used to be 'Well, I'll go to our house'.

Inevitably they used the expression while in the Pub and had not the slightest intention of leaving said establishment till closing time.

 

hadaway and ****e man.......................pure gold

 

Catch you later baby, I’ve got to split, got a habit I just can’t quit. Biting my nails.

 

Happy New year! Been saying it for years - never fkn is...

 

In Stoke everyone says "ay up" - what the fk does that mean?
And blokes call other blokes "duck"

 

What about "If you fall off that wall and break your legs don't come running to me!"